Conceived 4000+ years ago when the Sun and 3 planets revolved around the Earth -- do you really think this will guide your future?
Means everything you say can be dismissed as drunken slurs. Easy to deny things later, especially after an office party.
Bartender, soda jerk, idiot at the 7-11. Makes it more important than it ever will be . . .
Venice during a big party -- destruction begins. Why do they need to save dilettantes and a sinking city?
The sum of the entire world's knowledge at their fingertips but can't look up the correct spelling of a word to make them read less ignorant.
10. The F Word
For people who have no real idea how full the English language can be, nor how to use it.