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Funny Books

1. Shopping for a Better Boyfriend

As long as women are paying for their dates with men, at least know how to shop for Mr. You'll Do, stead of paying for "What the hell was I thinking?" (Now with 32% more agony!)

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Funny Books

2. Murder on the Orient Express

Spoiler alert: everybody did it!

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Funny Books

3. ANYTHING by HORROR!

Evil wins, everybody dies a horrible death and I feel so much better about my life.

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Funny Advice

4. Free Advice is Worth Just That.

You can get advice, and opinions, but you don't have to take it. Free advice? Keep an open mind but no so open that your brains fall out.

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Funny Advice

5. Try Explaining to Someone . . .

If you're not sure what to do, try explaining it to someone. If the details aren't there or it begins to sound stupid, it probably is. A lot of ideas fall apart when passing them on.

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Funny Advice

6. ALWAYS Have an EXIT Strategy

Advice to James Bond from Q. This REALLY good to have when dumping someone . . .

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Funny Advice

7. Doesn't Matter Where You Get Your Appetite as Long as You Eat at Home!

Along the lines of "look but don't touch"

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Funny Insults

8. If I Wanted to Hear from an Asshole, I Would Have Farted

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Funny Insults

9. He Thought He Was Making Love to Me . . .

Actually, he was masturbating, I just happened to be there.

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Funny Movies

10. Elvis Movies for the Suspense . . .

When is he gonna sing? Blue Hawaii and Fun in Acapulco, he's doing something, then just starts singing. On a date that's just creepy. Movies? No one seems to notice . . .

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