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Funny Things

73. Freudian-Zen-Druidism

They worship the tree that's not all there. Things are made out of it . . . like the door you find with your nose when you get up in the night, the table/chair/bed leg you find with your foot, or that telephone pole you find with your car bumper.

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Funny TV Shows

74. Only Once, on Columbo:

Most answers are predictable but not this time.
Colombo asks a suspect if the victim had any enemies.
A woman who knew the recently deceased smiles, tilts her head and says "Do you have a phone book?!"

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Funny TV Shows

75. Evil Roy Slade

Pilot movie for a TV show that was never picked up. All star cast, great comedy, what happened? Favorite quote: My idea of a 9 to 5 job is 9 men robbing 5 men! TV missed at great opportunity . . .

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Funny Videos

76. VHS Tape "How to Program Your VCR"

Maybe someone else played it for them . . .

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Funny Observations

80. I'm Getting So Much Older . . .

I was looking through a mail order catalog full of sexy clothing and all I could ask myself is . . . how does it wash? Is that dry clean only? What about a pre-soak?

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 4, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

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