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Funny Observations

71. Traffic Reports on TV

Useless waste of TV reporting AND viewing . . . when you are in traffic, you're NOT watching TV; when you are home watching TV, you are NOT in traffic. Who is this for exactly?

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 31, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Songs

73. I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) The Proclaimers

Much as this man thinks it's a compliment, please don't bother to fall down at my door, even after walking 500 miles.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 31, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

75. Pizza Place in Springdale UT

You seat yourself, order pizza at a window, pick up the pizza, napkins, drinks and utensils, then bus your own table. Yet there's a tip jar on the counter . . . FOR WHAT? (and the pizza wasn't so good . . .)

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 29, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Tattoos

76. I Don't Even Have To Have A Tattoo But...

As a woman, anytime I mention I have a tattoo, guys start looking around what they can see of my skin like they'll find it. No, they won't. Don't have one, but a healthy imagination on a man makes for a very funny verbal encounter.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 29, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny TV Shows

78. Dead Like Me: Life After Death

No Thanks! Brian Fuller sees the Afterlife as another job. Great, like people haven't worked enough, they have to answer to the Grim Reaper and keep a work schedule when they're dead? What's the use of dying?

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 29, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

79. Cheerleader Injury

It acts up on rainy days or long walks . . . I didn't know she'd go that far when I kicked her . . .

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 23, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

80. What's Up?

Well, the sky most of the time, otherwise a roof . . . but besides that . . .

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 23, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

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