MsKnowItAll's Entries
Funny Things
71. Armstrong Steering
Standard on every car before power steering. If you drove a lot, your arms got a whole lot stronger. See also Cars.
Funny Things
72. Left-Arm Tan
In the days before every car had air conditioning, guys would drive with their left arm out the window, thus a great tan but only on one arm. See also Cars.
Funny Things
73. Freudian-Zen-Druidism
They worship the tree that's not all there. Things are made out of it . . . like the door you find with your nose when you get up in the night, the table/chair/bed leg you find with your foot, or that telephone pole you find with your car bumper.
Funny TV Shows
74. Only Once, on Columbo:
Most answers are predictable but not this time.
Colombo asks a suspect if the victim had any enemies.
A woman who knew the recently deceased smiles, tilts her head and says "Do you have a phone book?!"
Funny TV Shows
75. Evil Roy Slade
Pilot movie for a TV show that was never picked up. All star cast, great comedy, what happened? Favorite quote: My idea of a 9 to 5 job is 9 men robbing 5 men! TV missed at great opportunity . . .
Funny Songs
77. You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin'
Opening line: "You never close your eyes, anymore, when I kiss your lips."
And the guy knows this how? 'Cause he ain't closing his eyes either! Awkward. Really awkward. See also 60's.
Funny Clothes
78. Vest Able to Hold Multiple Dynamite Sticks
Where does a terrorist/bank robber get one of those? Does their mother make this? Girlfriend? Does he bring a stick for them to size it right? I have never seen one on a rack or a pattern in Simplicity. Surely if these men could make a vest themselves, this would mean they already have a skilled job.
Funny Clothes
79. Safari Outfit with "Dry Clean Only" Tag
Really? Outdoor wear? So on the Serengeti I have to find a dry cleaners? Maybe if it's a drive thru...
Funny Observations
80. I'm Getting So Much Older . . .
I was looking through a mail order catalog full of sexy clothing and all I could ask myself is . . . how does it wash? Is that dry clean only? What about a pre-soak?
