Funny Insults

1. It Was Called a Jumpoline Before Your Mom Got on One

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2. You’d Have an Argument with a Loaf of Bread, then Lose the Debate

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3. You Seem Like the Type of Person Who Tries Downloading RAM on the Internet

See also Computers, Nerds.

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4. You Look Like You Draw the Sun in the Upper Corner So That You Only Have to Draw Half of It

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5. You Look Like You Say 11 when Someone Asks You to Pick a Number Between 1 and 10

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6. You Look Like You Eat Grapes and Call Them Spicy

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7. You Have the Confidence of a Much Taller Man

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8. Bark Clearer, I Can’t Understand You

Woof.

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9. You Look Like You Keep Your Batteries in the Refrigerator

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10. The Real Reason the Universe Expands is to Get Away from Your Farts

See also Flatulence.

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