Funny Insults

1. You Have the Confidence of a Much Taller Man

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2. Bark Clearer, I Can’t Understand You

Woof.

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3. You Look Like You Keep Your Batteries in the Refrigerator

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4. The Real Reason the Universe Expands is to Get Away from Your Farts

See also Flatulence.

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5. You Look Like People Measure Your Circumference

See also Obesity.

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6. Bad Morning

A primary school kids go-to when they have to say hello to the teacher after not getting ice cream for breakfast.

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7. You Look Like The Sort Of Person Who, When Someone Asks You What You Are Doing, Instead Of Saying ‘Nothing,’ You Say “Everything’

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8. You Look Like You Use Abbreviations Too Much

FYI TBH IDK if you do or not LOL, BTW I forgot I needed to go OMG, so BRB.

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9. Have a Bad Day

Very effective; curses the receiver of the insult to “have a bad day.”

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10. Earth Used to be Flat Until They Buried Your Mom

See also Obesity.

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