Funny Insults

1. You Seem Like a Guy Who Turns Green When Sick, Red when Mad, and Blue When Scared

See also Emotions.

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2. You Look Like Someone Who Saves Their Own Farts in a Jar

See also Flatulence.

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3. You Look Like You Have Arguments with Your Stuffed Animals

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4. You Look Like You Apologize to Tables After Bumping into Them

I do this.

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5. Your Mom is So Fat That Her Belt Size is Equator

See also Geography, Obesity.

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6. You Look Like Little Birds Help You Get Dressed in the Morning

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7. You Seem Like the Kind of Person That When You Were Home Alone, Your Parents Would Leave Your Younger Sibling in Charge

See also Siblings.

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8. You Look Like You Gnaw on Raw Carrots and Pretend You Are a Bunny in Your Head

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9. You Look Like You Eat Hair

And swallow.

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10. Your Mom’s So Slow, She Took Nine Months to Make a Joke

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