Funny Insults

1. You Look Like Cinderella… Before the Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo

See also Disney, Fairytales.

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2. Your Nose Smells

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3. You’re So Short, Grass Tickles Your Nose

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4. You Look Like You Spread Cream Cheese with a Fork

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5. You’re Built Like an Improper Fraction

See also Math.

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6. You Look Like You Would Say “Clear” When Someone Asks You Your Favorite Color

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7. You Appear to be Homeschooled by a Pigeon

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8. You Look Like You Were Born in June

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9. You Look Like You Wipe Your Face with Your Shirt when You Can’t Find a Towel

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10. You Look Like You Assume Someone is German Every Time They Say “Gesundheit”

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