Funny Insults

Funny Insults

1. "He is Not Only Dull Himself, He is the Cause of Dullness in Others."

- Samuel Johnson

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2. I Love What You're Doing with Your Hair!

How'd you get it to come out of your nostrils like that? See also Hair.

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3. Ten Ways To Insult Your Friends With Math

10. You're obtuse.
9. You're not normal.
8. You're so negative.
7. You're not natural.
6. You're irrational.
5. You're odd.
4. You're past your prime.
3. You're way off base.
2. You're such a square.

And the number one way to insult your friends with mathematics...

1. Your friends are all imaginary. See also Math.

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4. You're as Useless as the "ueue" in "Queue"

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5. Trasero Tonto

Means, "Dumb Butt" in Spanish. See also Spanish.

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6. Cullion

What a foul Cullion!

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7. Nimconpoopian

Adjective for someone who is dumb.

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8. Fart-Knocking Ding-Dong

See also Flatulence.

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9. Ding Ley Go Fai

Cantonese insult that means "Headbutt your lung". See also Chinese.

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10. I'm Not Insulting You, I'm Describing You

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