Funny Insults

1. You Look Like You Wipe Your Face with Your Shirt when You Can’t Find a Towel

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2. You Look Like You Assume Someone is German Every Time They Say “Gesundheit”

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3. You Look Like Someone Who Uses Public Restrooms

See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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4. You Look Like You Spill Water and Step in It with Socks on and Like It

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5. You Look Like an Ear of Corn Who Wished to Become Human

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6. You’re the Type of Person to Wake Somebody Up to Ask if They’re Asleep

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7. You Look Like You Rotate the Squares While Playing Tetris

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8. It Came to My Attention That There is an Absence of Thy Brain

Ah, yes a classic medieval insult from the good old days in the tavern. See also Medieval.

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9. You Look Like You’re Left-Handed

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10. You Look Like You Call Coffee a Cup of Joe

See also Coffee.

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