Funny Insults

Funny Insults

1. Illywhacker

Informal Australian slang a small-time huckster. See also Australian.

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3. If You Were Microscopic You Would be Three Inches Wide

Cause you so fat. See also Obesity.

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4. You Ding Dong

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5. You're Like a Russian Doll—Full of Yourself

See also Russian.

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7. Bendan

Chinese insult that literally means "stupid egg". See also Chinese.

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8. I Know Five Fat People and You're Two of Them

See also Obesity.

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9. Your So Annoying, 14 Billion People Hate You.

That's twice the population!

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10. If I Were a Bird, You Would be the First Person I'd Poop on

See also Birds, Scatalogical.

Added by a Guest on October 6, 2017| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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