Funny Insults

1. You Look Like You Eat Hair

And swallow.

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2. Your Mom’s So Slow, She Took Nine Months to Make a Joke

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3. You Look Like You Like Going to the Post Office

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4. If I Were a Dog and You Were a Flower, I’d Lift Up My Leg and Give You a Shower

See also Dogs, Flowers, Poetry.

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5. I Can Only Explain it to You; I Can’t Understand it for You

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6. You Look Like You Snack on Pocket Lint

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7. You Look Like You Call Sparkling Water “Too Spicy"

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8. You Smell Like Terms and Conditions

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9. You Look Like the Type of Person to Tilt Their Entire Body Whilst Playing Mario Kart

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10. You Look Like You Wake Up and Say “Good Morning” to Random Objects in Your House

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