Funny Insults

Funny Insults

3. You Look Like You Eat Grapes and Call Them Spicy

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4. You Have the Confidence of a Much Taller Man

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5. Bark Clearer, I Can’t Understand You

Woof.

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6. You Look Like You Keep Your Batteries in the Refrigerator

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8. You Look Like People Measure Your Circumference

See also Obesity.

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9. Bad Morning

A primary school kids go-to when they have to say hello to the teacher after not getting ice cream for breakfast.

Added by porkmaster1818 on June 16, 2026| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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