Funny Insults

Funny Insults

41. Go Step in a Puddle With Your Socks on

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42. Broken Microwave

See also Kitchen.

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43. Stale, End-Piece of White Bread

See also Bread.

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45. Thou Bunch-back'd Toad!

Shakespearean insult from Richard III. See also Shakespeare.

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Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny insult.

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46. You're as Sharp as a Marble

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47. Please Do Me the Courtesy of Your Absence.

Credited to Lenin. Funny, nonetheless. See also Communism.

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48. Stop Talking to Yourself

The universal insult reverser. See also Sophomoric.

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49. Go Sit on a Pine Cone

Whenever you can't come up with a comeback.

Added by Sungod on May 28, 2017| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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50. You're as Useful as a White Crayon

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