Funny Insults

Funny Insults

41. All the Infections That the Sun Sucks Up

Another Shakespearean insult. See also Shakespeare.

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42. Thou Foul Lump Of Deformity

From Richard III. See also Shakespeare.

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43. "He is Not Only Dull Himself, He is the Cause of Dullness in Others."

- Samuel Johnson

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44. I Love What You're Doing with Your Hair!

How'd you get it to come out of your nostrils like that? See also Hair.

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45. Ten Ways To Insult Your Friends With Math

10. You're obtuse.
9. You're not normal.
8. You're so negative.
7. You're not natural.
6. You're irrational.
5. You're odd.
4. You're past your prime.
3. You're way off base.
2. You're such a square.

And the number one way to insult your friends with mathematics...

1. Your friends are all imaginary. See also Math.

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46. You're as Useless as the "ueue" in "Queue"

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47. Trasero Tonto

Means, "Dumb Butt" in Spanish. See also Spanish.

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48. Cullion

What a foul Cullion!

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49. Nimconpoopian

Adjective for someone who is dumb.

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50. Fart-Knocking Ding-Dong

See also Flatulence.

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