Funny Insults

Funny Insults

41. Thou Bunch-back'd Toad!

Shakespearean insult from Richard III. See also Shakespeare.

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42. You're as Sharp as a Marble

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43. Please Do Me the Courtesy of Your Absence.

Credited to Lenin. Funny, nonetheless. See also Communism.

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44. Stop Talking to Yourself

The universal insult reverser. See also Sophomoric.

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45. Go Sit on a Pine Cone

Whenever you can't come up with a comeback.

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46. You're as Useful as a White Crayon

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47. Weichei

A German way of calling someone a wimp. Literally translates to "soft egg." See also German.

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48. Overcooked Celery

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49. I Could Carve a Better Man out of a Banana

Teddy Roosevelt's roast of choice. See also Presidents, Fruits.

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50. Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud

Norwegian word for "Mushroom infected pitbull foreskin." Really. See also Dogs, Norwegian, Profanity.

Added by a Guest on April 15, 2017| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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