Funny Insults

Funny Insults

41. Weichei

A German way of calling someone a wimp. Literally translates to "soft egg." See also German.

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42. Overcooked Celery

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43. I Could Carve a Better Man out of a Banana

Teddy Roosevelt's roast of choice. See also Presidents, Fruits.

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44. Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud

Norwegian word for "Mushroom infected pitbull foreskin." Really. See also Dogs, Norwegian, Profanity.

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45. Le Cancre

French insult for a lazy student. See also French, Lazy.

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46. If There Was an Award for Laziness, You'd Need Someone to Pick It Up for You

See also Lazy.

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47. PG Insults

You Blockhead! Fiddlesticks! Ah Banjo Polish! You Bolt Butt! Oh Fiddle Me Dee! Oh Scratchbadgers! Holy Cornbread! What The Fridge! Those Darn Fiddletackets! Oh Sherbert! Son of a Bagel! Ah Butterscotch! You Jellybrains!

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48. Unwashed Sock

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49. Warmduscher

German insult that translate to "One who only takes hot showers." A German way to call someone a wimp. See also German.

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