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1. The Best Preperation for Tomorrow, is Doing Nothing Today.

Because I work better with 5 minutes to spare

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2. The Fridge is a Clear Example That What Matters is in the Inside

Literally dying

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3. Some People Are Just Treasures!

You may even want to bury them..

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4. Singing in the Shower is All Fun in Games Until You Get Soap in Your Mouth.

then it becomes a soap opera

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5. I Have Come to the Conclusion That the Weekend is a Man

It comes too soon then you don't hear from it for a week

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6. Chocolate Comes from Coco, Which is a Tree. That Makes It a Plant.

Chocolate is Salad

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7. The More You Weigh, the Harder You Are to Kidnap.

STAY SAFE, EAT CAKE

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8. Who Says Nothing is Impossible?

I've been doing nothing for years..

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9. Karma's Just Sharpening Her Nails and Finishing Her Drink. She'll be with You Shortly...

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10. I Want Someone to Look at Me Like I Look at That Chocolate Cake

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