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1. The Best Preperation for Tomorrow, is Doing Nothing Today.

Because I work better with 5 minutes to spare

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3. Some People Are Just Treasures!

You may even want to bury them..

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4. The More You Weigh, the Harder You Are to Kidnap.

STAY SAFE, EAT CAKE

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5. My Mom Told Me to Follow My Dreams

So I took a nap

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6. The Fridge is a Clear Example That What Matters is in the Inside

Literally dying

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7. Chocolate Comes from Coco, Which is a Tree. That Makes It a Plant.

Chocolate is Salad

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8. Who Says Nothing is Impossible?

I've been doing nothing for years..

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9. Of Course Life is a Bit*h. if It Were a Sl*t, It Would be Easy..

See also Profanity, Sex.

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10. Singing in the Shower is All Fun in Games Until You Get Soap in Your Mouth.

then it becomes a soap opera

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