Funny Animals
Funny Animals
1. Ribbon Seal
First off, it's a seal, which is awesome. But it looks like some kind of chocolate swirl cake.
Funny Animals
2. Squanderbeast
A noble animal that exists only on Sundays, and only to undo everything you accomplished by Saturday. It does not maul. It simply sits on the to-do list until the list gives up. Native to the couch. Cannot be photographed, only suspected. The natural predator of momentum. See also Made Up, Procrastination.
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5. Helpful Geese
If one ever assists you instead of attacking, you have been chosen. See also Birds.
Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny animal.
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8. The Fourth Little Piggy
His house was made out of wolf skulls. It wasn’t very sturdy, but it sent a message.
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10. White Bellbird
Have you seen this thing? It has a weird worm dangling from the front of its face and has a call loud enough to immediately render you temporarily deaf. Terrifying. See also Birds.