Funny Sayings

1. Blessed is He Who Has Nothing to Say and Who Cannot be Persuaded to Say It

I’ve wanted to post this at every meeting I’ve ever attended.

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2. Something borrowed, something blue. Something woolen so you’re itchy too.

See also Weddings.

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3. When Life Gives You Potatoes, Make Potato-ade

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4. A Pun Isn't Mature Until It is a Full Groan

See also Puns.

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5. The Cheese Done Slipped off His Cracker

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6. During the Day I Don’t Believe in Ghosts, but at Night I Become a Little More Open Minded

See also Ghosts.

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7. Every Day is Leg Day when You’re Running from Your Problems

My life be like.

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8. Oh now! A typo!

See also Grammar.

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9. I Used to Play Piano by Ear, But Now I Use My Hands

See also Music.

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10. If I’m Not Back in Five Minutes, Wait Longer

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