Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

1. "Dammit I'm Mad " Backwards is Still "Dammit I'm Mad".

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2. You Can Hold Your Breath for the Rest of Your Life

Think about it.

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3. My Grandpa Has the Heart of a Lion...

... and a lifetime ban from the zoo. See also Zoos.

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4. I'm a Poet and I Didn't Even Realize!

Easy, one-step way to trigger everyone nearby. See also Poetry.

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5. Nothing is Really Lost Until Mom Can't Find It

See also Parents.

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6. Roses Are Red, My Name's Dave, This Poem Makes No Sense, Microwave.

See also Poetry.

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7. Hogan's Goat

An old saying from the 1800's, meaning something so ugly or smelly that others complain. See also Goats, Old-Timey.

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9. The Rotation of the Earth Really Makes My Day

See also Science.

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