Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

1. Das a Spicy Meataballllll

See also Italian.

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2. Just Because You're Correct Doesn't Mean You're Right

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3. Great Minds Run in the Same Gutter

(And a dirty mind is a wealth of pleasure...)

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4. If You Ain't from Texas, You Ain't Shit

I was feeling bad about not being shit, but then I don't think I would have felt any better if I was shit. No winning here... See also Profanity, Texas.

Added by MsKnowItAll on July 29, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

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6. Life is like chess; I don't know how to play chess.

See also Chess, Games.

Added by redneck on April 25, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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9. Happiness Equals Reality Minus Expectations

Added by redneck on March 17, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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10. The Bell Doesn't Dismiss You, I Do

See also School, Teachers.

Added by September on February 27, 2019| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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