Funny Sayings
Funny Sayings
4. I Pooped My Pants and All I Got Was This Lousy Poop in My Pants
See also Pants, Scatological.
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny saying.
Funny Sayings
6. If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for one day. If you teach a man to fish, you’ll have the house to yourself.
The surest way to avoid divorce. See also Fishing, Marriage.
Funny Sayings
9. I Before E Except After C
Eight, neighbor, eighty, weight, vein, veil. I ❤️ English. See also Grammar.
Funny Sayings
10. The asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in history.
Massive killstreak. See also Dinosaurs.