Funny Sayings

1. Good Things Take Time, and That’s Why I’m Always Late

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2. You Can’t Fold Soup, But You Can Try

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3. “My Bad” and “Sorry” Mean the Same Thing Unless You’re at a Funeral

See also Death.

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4. I Like to Put My Oranges in the Refrigerator, then Close the Door and Open It Back Up Again to Play a Sad, Sadistic Version of Peek-a-Boo

A saying some friends and I used back in school when fooling around with Google Translate.

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5. A thief broke into my house and stole all my lamps. I should be angry, but I am de-lighted.

See also Dad Jokes.

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6. If you run in front of a car you get tired. If you run behind a car you get exhausted.

Dad jokes to tell you dad. See also Dad Jokes.

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7. You Have to Hand It to Short People, Because They Can’t Reach It

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8. In Terms of Money, We Have No Money

See also Money.

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9. I’m Not Procrastinating, I’m Doing Side Quests

See also Video Games.

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10. The Naked Man Fears No Pickpocket

See also Crime, Nudity.

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