Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

1. If Pessimism Was an Olympic Sport, I Doubt I’d Win It

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2. Never. Give Up.

Most people don’t read that right on first try.

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5. I Always Arrive Late at the Office, but I Make Up for It by Leaving Early

See also Lazy, Office, Work.

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6. Oy, With the Poodles Already

See also Gilmore Girls.

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7. I Pooped My Pants and All I Got Was This Lousy Poop in My Pants

See also Pants, Scatological.

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8. Cats These Days…

My cat peed on me. 😕 See also Cats.

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9. If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for one day. If you teach a man to fish, you’ll have the house to yourself.

The surest way to avoid divorce. See also Fishing, Marriage.

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