Funny Sayings

1. A thief broke into my house and stole all my lamps. I should be angry, but I am de-lighted.

See also Dad Jokes.

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2. If you run in front of a car you get tired. If you run behind a car you get exhausted.

Dad jokes to tell you dad. See also Dad Jokes.

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3. You Have to Hand It to Short People, Because They Can’t Reach It

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4. In Terms of Money, We Have No Money

See also Money.

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5. I’m Not Procrastinating, I’m Doing Side Quests

See also Video Games.

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6. The Naked Man Fears No Pickpocket

See also Crime, Nudity.

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7. The Older I Get, the More I Understand Why Roosters Start Their Day Screaming

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8. At the End of the Day… It’s Night

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9. A Clean House is a Sign of a Broken Computer

See also Chores, Computers.

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10. Blessed is He Who Has Nothing to Say and Who Cannot be Persuaded to Say It

I’ve wanted to post this at every meeting I’ve ever attended.

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