Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

2. Life is like chess; I don't know how to play chess.

See also Chess, Games.

Added by redneck on April 25, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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5. Happiness Equals Reality Minus Expectations

Added by redneck on March 17, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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6. The Bell Doesn't Dismiss You, I Do

See also School, Teachers.

Added by September on February 27, 2019| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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7. Every Day is a Funeral when You're Dead Inside

See also Death.

Added by Josobeast on February 6, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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8. 69% of People Find Something Dirty in Every Sentence

Gotcha.

Added by KittyDanatix on January 16, 2019| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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9. Ore-NO!

Something to shout when there are no more Oreos. See also Cookies, Snacks.

Added by a Guest on December 14, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

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