Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

1. 69% of People Find Something Dirty in Every Sentence

Gotcha.

Added by KittyDanatix on January 16, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

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2. Ore-NO!

Something to shout when there are no more Oreos. See also Cookies, Snacks.

Added by a Guest on December 14, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

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4. My Goal This Weekend is to Move Only Enough So People Know I'm Not Dead

Me every day. See also Weekends.

Added by D.T.FLyer on November 20, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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5. An Apple a Day, You Die Anyway

Added by a Guest on November 17, 2018| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny saying.

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6. Butter My Butt and Call Me a Biscuit!

See also Southern.

Added by a Guest on October 29, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

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7. I Used to Have a Fear of Speed Bumps, but I'm Slowly Getting Over It.

See also Cars.

Added by Sapindaceae on October 10, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

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8. My Grandpa Has the Heart of a Lion...

... and a lifetime ban from the zoo. See also Zoos.

Added by DarylthePony on September 2, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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9. I'm a Poet and I Didn't Even Realize!

Easy, one-step way to trigger everyone nearby. See also Poetry.

Added by DarylthePony on September 2, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

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10. Nothing is Really Lost Until Mom Can't Find It

See also Parents.

Added by a Guest on July 6, 2018| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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