Funny Sayings

91. I Use Words I Don't Fully Understand to Make Myself Sound Way More Photosynthesis

See also Language.

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92. Life is like chess; I don't know how to play chess.

See also Games.

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93. I know I seem okay on the outside, but deep down, in my shoe, my sock is sliding off my foot.

See also Shoes.

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94. The Man Who Says It Couldn't be Done, Should Not Interrupt the Woman Doing It

See also Men, Women.

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95. Happiness Equals Reality Minus Expectations

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96. The Bell Doesn't Dismiss You, I Do

See also Schools, Teachers.

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97. Every Day is a Funeral when You're Dead Inside

See also Death.

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98. 69% of People Find Something Dirty in Every Sentence

Gotcha.

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99. Ore-NO!

Something to shout when there are no more Oreos. See also Cookies, Snacks.

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100. I make a lot of spelling mistakes in my writing. Please don't look here though. You will be disappointed if you look here. I spelled every fabulous, exiting, boundless, considerable, creative, gigantic, sizeable, strong, multitudinous word right.

How much time of your day did I just waste? 30 seconds? You're welcome.

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