Funny Sayings
Funny Sayings
91. There Are 10 Types of People in This World: Those Who Know Binary, Those Who Don't, and Those Who Wern't Expecting a Base 3 Joke
See also Computers.
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92. Life is Like a Box of Chocolates, it Doesn't Last as Long for Fat People
See also Obesity.
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93. Trying to Understand Women is Like Trying to Smell the Color 9
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94. Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Some Poems Rhyme, This One Doesn't
See also Poems.
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95. Alle Dinge Hat Eine Ende, Nur Wurst Hat Zwei
German saying translating to, "All things have one end, only sausage has two". See also German.
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96. Talking to your pets doesn't make you crazy. You're only crazy once they start talking back.
See also Pets.
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97. Everything Women Hate in Men They Love in Cats
Why do women like cats? They sleep out, laze about, and don't come when you call. See also Cats, Women.
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98. If You Clean out a Vacuum Cleaner, Technically You Become the Vacuum Cleaner
Mind blown.
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99. I Love Everybody
Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. Some I'd love to punch in the face. See also Love.