Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

91. Go Drunk. You're Home.

See also Alcohol.

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92. If Quizzes Are Quizzical, then Tests Are...

See also Body, Sophomoric.

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93. Money Doesn't Grow on Trees, It Grows in ATMs

Logic of a 6-year-old. See also Money.

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94. Never Trust an Atom, They Make Up Everything

See also Science.

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95. There Are 10 Types of People in This World: Those Who Know Binary, Those Who Don't, and Those Who Wern't Expecting a Base 3 Joke

See also Computers.

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96. Life is Like a Box of Chocolates, it Doesn't Last as Long for Fat People

See also Obesity.

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97. Trying to Understand Women is Like Trying to Smell the Color 9

See also Sexism, Women.

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98. Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Some Poems Rhyme, This One Doesn't

See also Poems.

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99. Alle Dinge Hat Eine Ende, Nur Wurst Hat Zwei

German saying translating to, "All things have one end, only sausage has two". See also German.

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100. Talking to your pets doesn't make you crazy. You're only crazy once they start talking back.

See also Pets.

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