Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

91. There Are 10 Types of People in This World: Those Who Know Binary, Those Who Don't, and Those Who Wern't Expecting a Base 3 Joke

See also Computers.

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92. Life is Like a Box of Chocolates, it Doesn't Last as Long for Fat People

See also Obesity.

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93. Trying to Understand Women is Like Trying to Smell the Color 9

See also Sexism, Women.

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94. Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Some Poems Rhyme, This One Doesn't

See also Poems.

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95. Alle Dinge Hat Eine Ende, Nur Wurst Hat Zwei

German saying translating to, "All things have one end, only sausage has two". See also German.

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96. Talking to your pets doesn't make you crazy. You're only crazy once they start talking back.

See also Pets.

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97. Everything Women Hate in Men They Love in Cats

Why do women like cats? They sleep out, laze about, and don't come when you call. See also Cats, Women.

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98. If You Clean out a Vacuum Cleaner, Technically You Become the Vacuum Cleaner

Mind blown.

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99. I Love Everybody

Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. Some I'd love to punch in the face. See also Love.

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100. Nothing Sucks More than Having an Argument with a Dumb Person, then Realizing You've Been Wrong the Whole Time

Added by AllToRandom on November 30, 2015| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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