Funny Sayings
Funny Sayings
92. I Used to Have a Fear of Speed Bumps, but I'm Slowly Getting Over It.
See also Cars.
Funny Sayings
93. I'm a Poet and I Didn't Even Realize!
Easy, one-step way to trigger everyone nearby. See also Poetry.
Funny Sayings
94. My Grandpa Has the Heart of a Lion...
... and a lifetime ban from the zoo. See also Zoos.
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Funny Sayings
96. Roses Are Red, My Name's Dave, This Poem Makes No Sense, Microwave.
See also Poetry.
Funny Sayings
97. Hogan's Goat
An old saying from the 1800's, meaning something so ugly or smelly that others complain. See also Goats, Old-Timey.
Funny Sayings
100. The Potato Poem
Potato, potato, the fruit of Ireland,
for you I recommend
a boil, a bake, maybe even fry
for you my little potato
make me feel like I could fly. See also Potatoes.