Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

91. It is Bad Luck to be Superstitious

See also Oxymoron.

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92. A.S.A.F.P.

See also Profanity.

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93. I Dig. You Dig. He Dig. She Dig. They Dig. We Dig.

It's not a very beautiful poem, but it's very deep. See also Poetry.

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94. Admit. It. You. Are. Reading. This. With. Pauses. In. Between.

Even I do it.

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95. Dinosaurs Were Invented by the CIA to Discourage Time Travel

See also Conspiracies, Dinosaurs.

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96. Please, No! I Have a Wife and Family!

An excuse for why they shouldn't kill you, fire you, or do anything bad to you. See also Middle Age, Old-Timey.

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97. Viel Gluck, Viel Spaß, Viel Ananas

Good luck, have fun, many pineapples. A German saying. See also German.

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98. Underneath These Clothes I Am Completely Naked

See also Body.

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99. The Only Reason I Am Fat is Because a Tiny Body Could Not Fit All This Personality!

See also Obesity.

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100. The Two Happiest Days of a Boat Owner's Life Are the Day He Buys It and the Day He Sells It

See also Boats, Wealth.

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