Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

91. David, You Left Your Phone at My House

World's dumbest text. See also Phones.

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92. Soy Milk is Just Regular Milk Introducing Itself in Spanish

See also Spanish.

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93. Clarinets Are ClariNEAT

See also Music.

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94. If It Looks Stupid but Works It Ain't Stupid

Added by DiwakarDarlami on January 14, 2018| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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96. Broccoli: I Look Like a Tree.

Walnut: I look like a brain.
Mushroom: I look like an umbrella.
Banana: Dude! Change the topic.

Added by RainbowBeast on December 30, 2017| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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97. 19 and 20 Got into a Fight

21. See also Numbers.

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98. You Just Got Knowledged.

Boom.

Added by tiller on November 26, 2017| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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99. Procrastination is the Art of Keeping Up with Yesterday

Like resting before you feel tired. See also Lazy.

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100. You Can Bite My Sandwich, but Please Don't Pinch My Buns

I saw this on the back of a Schlotzsky's delivery truck. Kudos to them for standing up against sexual harassment!

Added by a Guest on November 3, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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