Funny Sayings
Funny Sayings
131. The Word "nun" is the Letter "n" Doing a Cartwheel
Funny Sayings
132. I Used to Have a Fear of Hurdles, but I Got Over It
Sorry, not sorry. See also Puns.
Funny Sayings
133. If a man says you're ugly, he's being mean. If a woman says you're ugly, she's envious. If a little kid says you're ugly, you're ugly.
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134. Life Isn't Short—It's the Longest Thing You Do
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny saying?
Funny Sayings
136. Some People Are Like Clouds...
Once they're gone, it's a beautiful day. See also Weather.
Funny Sayings
137. Shoelaces of the World Untie!
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138. An Unlit Candle Frightens No Monkeys
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139. Il Pleut Comme Une Vache Qui Pisse
Common French expression that translates to "It's raining like a peeing cow." See also French.