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131. You Can Bite My Sandwich, but Please Don't Pinch My Buns

I saw this on the back of a Schlotzsky's delivery truck. Kudos to them for standing up against sexual harassment!

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132. Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo

A sentence that translates to " The Buffalo from Buffalo that Buffalo from Buffalo intimidate (which has buffalo as a synonym) bully (same thing) Buffalo from Buffalo.

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133. Ship Shipping Ship Shipping Shipping Ships

A ship designed for shipping ships, shipping ships designed for shipping. To make it less confusing, it's a "ship-shipping ship, shipping shipping ships." See also Boats.

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134. My Dog Used to Chase People on a Bike a Lot

It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away. See also Bikes, Dogs.

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135. I Like to Make Small Spelling Mistakes in My Sentences.

You looked for one didn't you?

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136. Apple Pie Without Cheese is Like a Kiss Without a Squeeze

See also Dessert.

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137. This a website, I Have No Rope, This Poem is Dumb, Soap.

See also Made Up, Poetry.

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138. Your Fingers Have Finger Tips, but Your Toes Don't Have Toe Tips

Yet you can tip-toe... See also Feet.

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139. I Could be a Poet and Not Even Realize It

See also Dad Jokes.

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140. Accordion to Recent Studies, 99% of the Population Won't Notice a Musical Instrument Hidden in a Sentence

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