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131. This a website, I Have No Rope, This Poem is Dumb, Soap.

See also Made Up, Poetry.

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132. Your Fingers Have Finger Tips, but Your Toes Don't Have Toe Tips

Yet you can tip-toe... See also Feet.

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133. I Could be a Poet and Not Even Realize It

See also Dad Jokes.

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134. Accordion to Recent Studies, 99% of the Population Won't Notice a Musical Instrument Hidden in a Sentence

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135. Das Ist Dein Bier Nicht

German way of saying "That's none of your business" that translates to "That's not your beer". See also Alcohol, German.

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136. This is the Right Choice, Baby

A line from an Indian Pepsi ad that ran from 1990 to 1991. See also 90's, Commercials, Indian.

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137. Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy

See also British.

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138. Everything in This Universe is Either a Gopher or Not a Gopher

See also Deep.

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139. Peace Out, Rainbow Trout!

See also Fish.

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140. My Grandfather Had the Heart of a Lion...

...and a lifetime ban from the New York City Zoo.

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