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161. Three out of Five Smokers Die

Apparently the other two become immortal. See also Cigarettes, Heath.

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162. Fool Me Once, Shame on Me, but Teach a Man to Fool Me, and I'll be Fooled for the Rest of My Life

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163. We'll Burn That Bridge when We Come to It

Fun Fact, he word for "mixed metaphor" is "malaphor." See also Idioms.

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164. It is Bad Luck to be Superstitious

See also Oxymoron.

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165. A.S.A.F.P.

See also Profanity.

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166. I Dig. You Dig. He Dig. She Dig. They Dig. We Dig.

It's not a very beautiful poem, but it's very deep. See also Poetry.

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167. Admit. It. You. Are. Reading. This. With. Pauses. In. Between.

Even I do it.

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168. Dinosaurs Were Invented by the CIA to Discourage Time Travel

See also Conspiracies, Dinosaurs.

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169. Please, No! I Have a Wife and Family!

An excuse for why they shouldn't kill you, fire you, or do anything bad to you. See also Middle Age, Old-Timey.

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170. Viel Gluck, Viel Spaß, Viel Ananas

Good luck, have fun, many pineapples. A German saying. See also German.

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