Funny Sayings

161. Ban Pre-shredded Cheese. Make America Grate Again.

See also Cheese, Politics.

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162. Some People Are Like Clouds...

Once they're gone, it's a beautiful day. See also Weather.

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163. Shoelaces of the World Untie!

Or don't, I don't want to trip. See also Communism, Shoes.

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164. An Unlit Candle Frightens No Monkeys

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165. Il Pleut Comme Une Vache Qui Pisse

Common French expression that translates to "It's raining like a peeing cow." See also French.

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166. It Takes a Lot of Guts to Clean and Cook a Fish

See also Fish.

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167. En Boca Cerrada No Entran Moscas

The Spanish version of "silence is golden" literally means "in closed mouth no flies enter" See also Spanish.

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168. My Wife and I Were Happy for Twenty Years. Then We Met.

Story of my life. See also Marraige.

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169. I Thank God for Making Me an Athiest

See also Ironic, Religion.

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170. Taco Cat Spelled Backward is Taco Cat

See also Cats.

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