Funny Sayings

161. My Wife and I Were Happy for Twenty Years. Then We Met.

Story of my life. See also Marraige.

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162. I Thank God for Making Me an Athiest

See also Ironic, Religion.

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163. Taco Cat Spelled Backward is Taco Cat

See also Cats.

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164. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the South, the AC was running. We live in the South.

See also Christmas, Holidays, Southern.

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165. Every Truck is a Food Truck if You're a Cannibal

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166. 10 Out 0f 6 People Struggle With Fractions

And 750% of people struggle with percentages. See also Math.

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167. Marriage is the Number One Cause of Divorce

See also Marriage.

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168. Three out of Five Smokers Die

Apparently the other two become immortal. See also Cigarettes, Heath.

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169. Fool Me Once, Shame on Me, but Teach a Man to Fool Me, and I'll be Fooled for the Rest of My Life

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170. We'll Burn That Bridge when We Come to It

Fun Fact, he word for "mixed metaphor" is "malaphor." See also Idioms.

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