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211. I Lift Things Up and Put Them Down

Says this guy. See also Gym.

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212. Every Day, Someone Unknowingly Takes That Day's Biggest Dump in the World

Makes you think doesn't it? See also Bathroom, Scatological.

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213. After Tuesday, the Calendar Goes WTF

Think about it.

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214. Donald Trump Looks Like the Villain in a Movie Where the Hero is a Dog

Thank you, @ruinedpicnic. See also Politics.

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215. Forget About the Past, You Can't Change It. Forget About the Future, You Can't Predict It. Forget About the Present, I Didn't Buy You One.

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216. When You Point Your Finger at Someone, You Point Three Fingers at Yourself

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217. You're Only as Stupid as Your Last Tweet

See also Internet.

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218. I Am, Therefore I Drink

See also Alcohol.

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219. That's Just Like Your Opinion, Man

See also Hippies.

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220. Just Because You're Tied to the Porch, it Doesn't Mean You Can't Bark at Cars

See also Dogs.

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