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211. I Am, Therefore I Drink

See also Alcohol.

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212. That's Just Like Your Opinion, Man

See also Hippies.

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213. Just Because You're Tied to the Porch, it Doesn't Mean You Can't Bark at Cars

See also Dogs.

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214. You Know It's Cold Outside when You Go Oustide and It's Cold

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215. Dry Erase Boards Are Remarkable

See also Office, Puns.

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216. Friends are like snow flakes. If you pee on them they go away.

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217. And Then Satan Said, "Put the Alphabet in Math"

Face the truth. No one likes algebra. See also Math.

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218. Texting While Driving KILLS

And for more driving tips, text "SAFETY" to 79191.

Actually saw this on a roadside billboard.

See also Cars, Safety.

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219. I Mustache You a Question. Shave It for Later.

See also Hair.

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220. If Life Gives You Melons, You May be Dyslexic

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