Funny Sayings
Funny Sayings
212. Just Because You're Tied to the Porch, it Doesn't Mean You Can't Bark at Cars
See also Dogs.
Funny Sayings
213. You Know It's Cold Outside when You Go Oustide and It's Cold
Funny Sayings
215. Friends are like snow flakes. If you pee on them they go away.
Psst. Got something funnier? Add your own funny saying.
Funny Sayings
216. And Then Satan Said, "Put the Alphabet in Math"
Face the truth. No one likes algebra. See also Math.
Funny Sayings
217. Texting While Driving KILLS
And for more driving tips, text "SAFETY" to 79191.
Actually saw this on a roadside billboard.
See also Cars, Safety.
Funny Sayings
219. If Life Gives You Melons, You May be Dyslexic
Funny Sayings
220. It's All Sh*ts and Giggles 'til Someone Giggles and Sh*ts
Trust me. See also Profanity, Scatological.