Funny Drinks

Funny Drinks

1. Pussyfoot

Apparently non-alcoholic drink, but I’m too scared to look it up on my school computer. See also Alcohol, Sophomoric.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 11, 2022| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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2. Kumis

To make a long description short, this is just horse milk with alcohol. See also Alcohol, Horses.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 11, 2022| Comment | You Like This |

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3. Orbitz Soda

For anyone who ever looked at their lava lamp and thought, yeah, I’d drink that. See also 90's.

Added by a Guest on November 29, 2021| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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4. Not Your Father’s Root Beer

But it is. This is an alcoholic root beer. Wait a few more years, little Timmy. See also Alcohol, Misleading.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on October 17, 2021| Comment | You Like This |

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5. Club Soda

Everyone who is a club member will like this drink. See also Soda.

Added by a Guest on March 22, 2021| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny drink.

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6. Bob Ross Energy Drink

Is this a mistake, or a happy accident? See also Made Up.

Added by a Guest on March 10, 2021| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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7. Ex-Wife Coffee

Coffee with no sugar, i.e. blond and bitter. See above. See also Coffee.

Added by MsKnowItAll on March 6, 2021| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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8. Smoker's Cough

A shot of Jagermeister topped with a spoonful of mayonaise. See also Alcohol, Gross.

Added by a Guest on February 22, 2021| Comment | You Like This |

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9. Wilk

Also known as milk with water, my childhood drink.
(I was to lazy to wash my cup after I was done with my milk.) See also Dairy.

Added by a Guest on January 7, 2021| 9 Comments | You Like This |

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10. Grape Juice

Tastes like purple.

Added by a Guest on October 22, 2020| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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