Funny Drinks

Funny Drinks

1. Not Your Father’s Root Beer

But it is. This is an alcoholic root beer. Wait a few more years, little Timmy. See also Alcohol, Misleading.

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2. Club Soda

Everyone who is a club member will like this drink. See also Soda.

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3. Bob Ross Energy Drink

Is this a mistake, or a happy accident? See also Made Up.

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4. Ex-Wife Coffee

Coffee with no sugar, i.e. blond and bitter. See above. See also Coffee.

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5. Smoker's Cough

A shot of Jagermeister topped with a spoonful of mayonaise. See also Alcohol, Gross.

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6. Wilk

Also known as milk with water, my childhood drink.
(I was to lazy to wash my cup after I was done with my milk.) See also Dairy.

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7. Grape Juice

Tastes like purple.

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8. Cement Mixer

Widely regarded as one fo the worst shots ever. One part Baileys Irish Cream curdled by one part lime juice swished about the mouth. See also Alcohol.

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9. Tizer

A British mixed-fruit soft drink. It supposedly 'tastes like red.' See also British.

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10. Mead

The official alcoholic drink of Dungeons & Dragons. See also Alcohol, Games.

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