Funny Drinks

Funny Drinks

1. The Bad Ass

Equal parts gin, vodka, whiskey, brandy, beer and red/white wine. Serve in a galvanized bucket, spray painted gold and silver, garnish with a whole rutabaga and a dirty tire tool for a stir stick. See also Alcohol.

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2. Molotov Cocktail

Reasonably good, but the cloth is a bit hard to chew through.

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3. The Chore

Vodka and dishwater mixed into a refreshing beverage. (Don't try this at home.) See also Alcohol.

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4. The Drunk Teenager

A mix of every type of alcoholic drink you can find at home. A very small amount of each is used so to remain undetectable by parents. See also Alcohol, Parents, Teenagers.

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5. Kickapoo Joy Juice

Made by emptying the bar mat into a shot glass and then given as a "treat" to the most obnoxious person in the place. See also Alcohol.

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6. Kool Aid Man's Blood

Also known as Kool Aid. Sick Bastards.

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7. Castrated Red Bull

Red Bull without the caffeine. See also Made Up.

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8. Hammer

Vodka and apple juice instead of vodka and orange juice, aka a screwdriver. See also Alcohol, Apples, Tools.

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9. Skittle Juice

A single skittle dissolved in water. Delish. See also Candy.

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10. Ritz Crackers

They take a while to suck through a straw, but they sure taste good.

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