Funny Drinks

Funny Drinks

1. To Beer or Not to Beer

A 50/50 mix of root beer and beer. See also Alcohol, Made Up, Soda.

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2. World’s Coldest Drink

Ingredients include spearmint gum, mouthwash, peppermint, mint leaves, and ice. Mix in a blender and make sure you have a bottle of Sriracha nearby. See also Cold.

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3. Pussyfoot

Apparently non-alcoholic drink, but I’m too scared to look it up on my school computer. See also Alcohol, Sophomoric.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 11, 2022| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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4. Kumis

To make a long description short, this is just horse milk with alcohol. See also Alcohol, Horses.

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5. Orbitz Soda

For anyone who ever looked at their lava lamp and thought, yeah, I’d drink that. See also 90's.

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6. Not Your Father’s Root Beer

But it is. This is an alcoholic root beer. Wait a few more years, little Timmy. See also Alcohol, Misleading.

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7. Club Soda

Everyone who is a club member will like this drink. See also Soda.

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8. Bob Ross Energy Drink

Is this a mistake, or a happy accident? See also Made Up.

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9. Ex-Wife Coffee

Coffee with no sugar, i.e. blond and bitter. See above. See also Coffee.

Added by MsKnowItAll on March 6, 2021| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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10. Smoker's Cough

A shot of Jagermeister topped with a spoonful of mayonaise. See also Alcohol, Gross.

Added by a Guest on February 22, 2021| Comment | You Like This |

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