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Funny Phrases

1. Premature Joculation

The act of celebrating an event before the outcome has been finalized. Usually results in one looking like a moron. See also Sports.

Added by Robyn on June 14, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

2. Skid

Short for skidmark I suppose—a human stain on the underwear of life. Excellent generic insult. See also Scatological.

Added by Robyn on June 12, 2008| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

3. Critical Ass

The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one's buttocks. See also Obesity, Profanity.

Added by Robyn on June 12, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

4. Shituation

An event (usually negative) that has the potential to transform your life into utter sh*t. See also Profanity.

Added by Robyn on May 7, 2008| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

5. Crop Dusting

Passing gas in a stealth manor, usually while walking through a crowd or a group, so that someone else gets blamed for the stench, or at the very least people besides the assailant must suffer it. See also Flatulence.

Added by Robyn on May 2, 2008| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

6. Eating Peanut Butter Out of the Jar With Your Finger

Costanza style. See also Food.

Added by Robyn on October 15, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

7. Anything Flambe

Because food tastes so much better after it's been set on fire.

Added by Robyn on September 3, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Products

8. Merkins Shop

A pubic wig. Eliminates the need for the dreaded comb-over.

Added by Robyn on September 3, 2007| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

9. Screech

Particularly potent moonshine made in Canada's east coast, especially Newfoundland. See also Alcohol, Canadian.

Added by Robyn on July 4, 2007| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

10. Rat Tails

Not long ago a guy with a braided rat tail called me "Hooter Girl". I was not impressed. See also 80's.

Added by Robyn on July 1, 2007| Comment | You Like This |

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