The act of celebrating an event before the outcome has been finalized. Usually results in one looking like a moron. See also Sports.
Short for skidmark I supposea human stain on the underwear of life. Excellent generic insult. See also Scatological.
3. Critical Ass
An event (usually negative) that has the potential to transform your life into utter sh*t. See also Profanity.
6. Crop Dusting
Passing gas in a stealth manor, usually while walking through a crowd or a group, so that someone else gets blamed for the stench, or at the very least people besides the assailant must suffer it. See also Flatulence.
Costanza style. See also Food.