Entries Tagged “Obesity”

Funny Things

1. The Freshman Fifteen

The fifteen pounds gained by incoming college freshmen who suddenly have to start feeding themselves. See also College, Obesity.

Added by a Guest on March 19, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

2. If You Were Microscopic You Would be Three Inches Wide

Cause you so fat. See also Obesity.

Added by a Guest on January 13, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

3. Feeling Sad After Eating a Happy Meal

And also guilty because you just cheated on your diet. See also Fast Food, Obesity.

Added by beep on December 20, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

4. I Know Five Fat People and You're Two of Them

See also Obesity.

Added by a Guest on November 30, 2017| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

7. Fried Butter

Served often at country fairs. A quick, easy way to get a heart attack in less than an hour. See also Obesity, Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on February 2, 2017| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

8. Gravy

See also Obesity.

Added by epiclegend150 on January 19, 2017| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

9. Life is Like a Box of Chocolates...

It doesn't last long for fat people. See also Chocolate, Obesity.

Added by CHorse on September 4, 2016| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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