24 Entries Tagged “Obesity”

Funny Insults

1. You Look Like People Measure Your Circumference

See also Obesity.

Added by a Guest on June 26, 2026| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

2. Earth Used to be Flat Until They Buried Your Mom

See also Obesity.

Added by a Guest on May 26, 2026| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

3. Your Mom is So Fat That Her Belt Size is Equator

See also Geography, Obesity.

Added by a Guest on April 16, 2026| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

4. Vertically Obese

Also known as tall. See also Obesity.

Added by a Guest on May 30, 2024| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

5. Horizontally Tall

See also Obesity.

Added by a Guest on May 24, 2024| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

6. If you were to race a car on foot, you would win because your belly’s already at the finish line.

See also Obesity.

Added by a Guest on January 10, 2021| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

7. The Freshman Fifteen

The fifteen pounds gained by incoming college freshmen who suddenly have to start feeding themselves. See also College, Obesity.

Added by a Guest on March 19, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

8. If You Were Microscopic You Would be Three Inches Wide

Cause you so fat. See also Obesity.

Added by a Guest on January 13, 2018| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

9. Feeling Sad After Eating a Happy Meal

And also guilty because you just cheated on your diet. See also Fast Food, Obesity.

Added by beep on December 20, 2017| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

10. Eat Whatever You Want, and if Someone Calls You Fat, Eat Them Too

See also Obesity.

Added by a Guest on April 13, 2017| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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