19 Entries Tagged “Obesity”

Funny Things

1. The Freshman Fifteen

The fifteen pounds gained by incoming college freshmen who suddenly have to start feeding themselves. See also College, Obesity.

Added by a Guest on March 19, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

2. If You Were Microscopic You Would be Three Inches Wide

Cause you so fat. See also Obesity.

Added by a Guest on January 13, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

3. Feeling Sad After Eating a Happy Meal

And also guilty because you just cheated on your diet. See also Fast Food, Obesity.

Added by beep on December 20, 2017| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

6. Fried Butter

Served often at country fairs. A quick, easy way to get a heart attack in less than an hour. See also Obesity, Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on February 2, 2017| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

7. Gravy

See also Obesity.

Added by epiclegend150 on January 19, 2017| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

9. Cleofatra

See also Obesity.

Added by a Guest on November 18, 2014| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

10. Fussock

An old word for an obese person. See also Obesity.

Added by Ryan on July 16, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

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