Entries Tagged “Parents”
Funny Observations
1. If You Were Born in September, It's Pretty Obvious That Your Parents Started the New Year with a Bang
See also Parents, Sex.
Funny People
2. Parents Who Say Their Kid is 20 Months Old
It's one. Just say one and make life easier. See also Parents.
Funny Things to Do
4. Making Your Kid Smoke the Whole Pack
You know, to teach them a lesson. Classic parenting technique. See also Cigarettes, Parents, Smoking.
Funny People
5. Parents Who Say Their Child is 24 Months Old
Two. Your child is two years old. See also Children, Parents.
Funny Advice
6. Don't Yell at Your Kids
Lean in close and whisper, it's much more scarier. See also Kids, Parents.
Funny Things to Do
8. Making One's Eyes Bug out at a Restaurant when First Looking at the Check
This is a classic Dad Joke, where one pretends to be astonished at the $7.13 one is paying for coffee and a sandwich (best used if there is another person at the table to appreciate the humor). See also Parents.
Funny Sayings
9. I'll Give You Something to Cry About
Something Dad would say when we were already crying. See also Parents.
Funny People
10. Fun Dad
Normal Dad just gives you a check in your birthday card....
Fun Dad has a $20 bill up his sleeve which "magically" slides into your hand when the handshake is over.
There is a fine, fine line between Fun Dad and Creepy Uncle. See also Parents.