23 Entries Tagged “Parents”
Funny Anti-Jokes
2. What Do You Call a Pregnant Woman When Her Child is Born?
A mother. See also Parents.
Funny Toys
3. Random Outside Stuff
Grass, dirt, etc. For when your parents kick you outside. See also Parents.
Funny Nicknames
4. Dad Yellow
My name is Daniella, My friends got Dad Yellow from that. I'm also kind of the dad of my friend group. See also Parents.
Funny Advice
5. Don't Play Fortnite if You Have a Window Behind You and Your Mom is Mowing the Lawn
You will get in trouble. See also Parents, Video Games.
Funny Advice
6. Dress Your Kids for School After Their Night Time Bath; Then You Don't Have to Fight Them in the Morning
Then just add breakfast and go! See also Kids, Parents, Schools.
Funny Drinks
7. The Drunk Teenager
A mix of every type of alcoholic drink you can find at home. A very small amount of each is used so to remain undetectable by parents. See also Alcohol, Parents, Teenagers.
Funny T-Shirts
8. Fart Ninja: Silent but Deadly Shop
My dad has this shirt and I cringe every time I see it. See also Flatulence, Parents.
Funny Questions
9. Why do parents lower the volume in the car when they are trying to find a street address?
It makes no sense. See also Cars, Parents.