25 Entries Tagged “Parents”

Funny Instruments

1. Cheap Party Favor Whistle

One high-pitch note of parents’ nightmares. See also Annoying, Parents.

Added by a Guest on October 13, 2021| 2 Comments | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Observations

2. Having a child is like having a broke best friend.

Funny T-Shirts

3. Who Are These Children and Why Are They Calling Me Dad? Shop

Funny Anti-Jokes

4. What Do You Call a Pregnant Woman When Her Child is Born?

A mother. See also Parents.

Added by a Guest on March 22, 2020| 1 Comment | 58 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Toys

5. Random Outside Stuff

Grass, dirt, etc. For when your parents kick you outside. See also Parents.

Added by a Guest on March 3, 2020| 6 Comments | 20 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Nicknames

6. Dad Yellow

My name is Daniella, My friends got Dad Yellow from that. I'm also kind of the dad of my friend group. See also Parents.

Added by a Guest on February 28, 2020| 2 Comments | 13 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

7. Don't Play Fortnite if You Have a Window Behind You and Your Mom is Mowing the Lawn

You will get in trouble. See also Parents, Video Games.

Added by a Guest on September 19, 2019| 15 Comments | 63 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

8. Dress Your Kids for School After Their Night Time Bath; Then You Don't Have to Fight Them in the Morning

Then just add breakfast and go! See also Parents, Schools.

Added by MyDogCallsMeWoof on September 6, 2019| 2 Comments | 68 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Drinks

9. The Drunk Teenager

A mix of every type of alcoholic drink you can find at home. A very small amount of each is used so to remain undetectable by parents. See also Alcohol, Parents, Teenagers.

Added by a Guest on June 5, 2019| 4 Comments | 31 people like this You Like This | Unlike