Entries Tagged “Parents”

1. Motherless Rebel

This is morbid and horrible, but works for those whose mothers said they could get a tattoo over their dead body. See also Parents.

Added by a Guest on January 26, 2019| 1 Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

2. Shouting at People Doing Dumb Things in Traffic when the Only People That Can Hear You Are Your Kids

Thanks for the inspo mom. See also Cars, Kids, Parents.

Added by a Guest on December 9, 2018| Comment | 26 people like this You Like This | Unlike

3. If You Were Born in September, It's Pretty Obvious That Your Parents Started the New Year with a Bang

4. Parents Who Say Their Kid is 20 Months Old

It's one. Just say one and make life easier. See also Parents.

Added by a Guest on October 7, 2018| 2 Comments | 20 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5. Nothing is Really Lost Until Mom Can't Find It

6. Making Your Kid Smoke the Whole Pack

You know, to teach them a lesson. Classic parenting technique. See also Cigarettes, Parents, Smoking.

Added by SpaceParasites on May 21, 2018| Comment | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

7. Parents Who Say Their Child is 24 Months Old

Two. Your child is two years old. See also Children, Parents.

Added by a Guest on October 19, 2017| 4 Comments | 64 people like this You Like This | Unlike

8. Don't Yell at Your Kids

Lean in close and whisper, it's much more scarier. See also Kids, Parents.

Added by a Guest on October 8, 2017| 10 Comments | 118 people like this You Like This | Unlike

9. The Momster

Your Mom after she counts to three. See also Horror, Parents.

Added by a Guest on December 23, 2016| 3 Comments | 57 people like this You Like This | Unlike

10. Making One's Eyes Bug out at a Restaurant when First Looking at the Check

This is a classic Dad Joke, where one pretends to be astonished at the $7.13 one is paying for coffee and a sandwich (best used if there is another person at the table to appreciate the humor). See also Parents.

Added by johngalt on April 15, 2011| Comment | 21 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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