Entries Tagged “Parents”

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. What Do You Call a Pregnant Woman When Her Child is Born?

A mother. See also Parents.

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Funny Toys

2. Random Outside Stuff

Grass, dirt, etc. For when your parents kick you outside. See also Parents.

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Funny Nicknames

3. Dad Yellow

My name is Daniella, My friends got Dad Yellow from that. I'm also kind of the dad of my friend group. See also Parents.

Added by a Guest on February 28, 2020| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

4. Don't Play Fortnite if You Have a Window Behind You and Your Mom is Mowing the Lawn

You will get in trouble. See also Parents, Video Games.

Added by a Guest on September 19, 2019| 13 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

5. Dress Your Kids for School After Their Night Time Bath; Then You Don't Have to Fight Them in the Morning

Then just add breakfast and go! See also Kids, Parents, Schools.

Added by MyDogCallsMeWoof on September 6, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

6. The Drunk Teenager

A mix of every type of alcoholic drink you can find at home. A very small amount of each is used so to remain undetectable by parents. See also Alcohol, Parents, Teenagers.

Added by a Guest on June 5, 2019| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny T-Shirts

7. Fart Ninja: Silent but Deadly Shop

My dad has this shirt and I cringe every time I see it. See also Flatulence, Parents.

Added by a Guest on May 10, 2019| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

8. Why do parents lower the volume in the car when they are trying to find a street address?

It makes no sense. See also Cars, Parents.

Added by oweeeeen on May 8, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

9. Kids, don't try this at home. (Try it at your friend's house.)

See also Parents.

Added by a Guest on April 30, 2019| 13 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

10. Your Mom Did Your Dad

The dumbest insult I've ever heard. See also Parents, Sex.

Added by thefunnyeuthemismsguy on March 20, 2019| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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