Entries Tagged “Parents”

Funny Tattoos

1. Motherless Rebel

This is morbid and horrible, but works for those whose mothers said they could get a tattoo over their dead body. See also Parents.

Added by a Guest on January 26, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

4. Parents Who Say Their Kid is 20 Months Old

It's one. Just say one and make life easier. See also Parents.

Added by a Guest on October 7, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

5. Nothing is Really Lost Until Mom Can't Find It

See also Parents.

Added by a Guest on July 6, 2018| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

6. Making Your Kid Smoke the Whole Pack

You know, to teach them a lesson. Classic parenting technique. See also Cigarettes, Parents, Smoking.

Added by SpaceParasites on May 21, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny People

7. Parents Who Say Their Child is 24 Months Old

Two. Your child is two years old. See also Children, Parents.

Added by a Guest on October 19, 2017| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

8. Don't Yell at Your Kids

Lean in close and whisper, it's much more scarier. See also Kids, Parents.

Added by a Guest on October 8, 2017| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

9. The Momster

Your Mom after she counts to three. See also Horror, Parents.

Added by a Guest on December 23, 2016| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

10. Making One's Eyes Bug out at a Restaurant when First Looking at the Check

This is a classic Dad Joke, where one pretends to be astonished at the $7.13 one is paying for coffee and a sandwich (best used if there is another person at the table to appreciate the humor). See also Parents.

Added by johngalt on April 15, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

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