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1. Never Trade Your Cow for Beans

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2. Don’t Buy Lungs from a Random Dude on the Street

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3. If You Want to be Good at Something, First Point and Laugh at Someones Who’s Bad at It

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4. Don’t Judge a Book by Its Movie

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5. A Conclusion is Simply the Place Where You Got Tired of Thinking

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6. Never Ask a Woman Who’s Eating Ice Cream Straight from the Container How She’s Doing

See also Ice Cream.

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7. Always Knock on the Refrigerator Before Opening It

Because there might be a salad dressing.

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8. Never Buy a Dog at a Flea Market

See also Dogs.

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9. Don’t Buy Anything with Velcro

It’s a total rip off. See also Dad Jokes.

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10. Randomly Think “I Know You Can Read Minds.”

Just in case a mind reader tries anything funny.

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