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1. When Fighting Say, “Left Hook,” Then Kick Them

Works every time. See also Boxing, Violence.

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2. If You See a Dog Wearing Underwear, Then It’s Probably Not a Dog

See also Dogs.

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3. If You Can’t Eat It, Pee on it and Walk Away

So says the dog. See also Dogs.

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4. One Fart at a Time

Don’t let it all out at once, but neither keep it all in. See also Flatulence.

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5. Never Follow in Anyone’s Footsteps

Unless you’re lost in the woods and you see a trail. Then definitely follow those.

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6. Go to Other People’s Funerals, Otherwise They Won’t Go to Yours

See also Death.

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7. Never Put Uranium in Your Cranium

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8. Never Trade Your Cow for Beans

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9. Don’t Buy Lungs from a Random Dude on the Street

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10. If You Want to be Good at Something, First Point and Laugh at Someones Who’s Bad at It

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