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1. Don’t Buy Anything with Velcro

It’s a total rip off. See also Dad Jokes.

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2. Randomly Think “I Know You Can Read Minds.”

Just in case a mind reader tries anything funny.

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3. If They Talk Behind Your Back… Fart

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4. It’s Okay to be Sad Because Sad Stands for “Secretly a Dinosaur.”

Rawr. See also Dinosaurs.

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5. Always Be Polite to Siri

Just in case AI takes over the world. See also Computers.

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6. Never Do Anything You Wouldn’t Want to Explain to the Paramedics

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7. If You Press the Go Pedal and the Brake at the Same Time, it Doesn’t Take a Screenshot

See also Cars.

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8. If You’re Going to Pick Your Nose, Do It with Your Pinky Out

It’s fancier.

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9. If You Ever Feel Alone, Remember That There are Millions of Bugs Around You

See also Insects.

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10. Just Remember Books Aren’t Just Used as Projectiles, You Can Read Them Too

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