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2. For $1, you can buy a candy bar from a vending machine. For $2, you can buy a brick, and get all the candy in the vending machine.

I didn't come up with this, I'm not clever enough. I just don't remember where I originally saw it. See also Candy, Crime.

Added by a Guest on March 25, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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5. If You Cut the Tennis Balls in Half, You Can Fit 6 in a Container

It works, but don't actually do it please.

Added by Nanowolf on February 6, 2018| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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6. You Can Inflate the the Word Count on Your Essays by Writing the the Word "The" Twice

It's the the oldest trick in the the book, but it works, which is why it's still in the the book. See also Schools.

Added by a Guest on January 31, 2018| 9 Comments | You Like This |

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7. Don't Give Up Your Dreams

Keep on sleeping. See also Sleep.

Added by a Guest on December 30, 2017| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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8. Don't Lick the Bowl

Flush it like a normal person. See also Bathroom, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on November 21, 2017| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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9. Don't Yell at Your Kids

Lean in close and whisper, it's much more scarier. See also Kids, Parents.

Added by a Guest on October 8, 2017| 9 Comments | You Like This |

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10. A Frisbee is NOT a Boomerang

Added by awesomeguy21 on August 16, 2017| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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