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11. Dont Eat Your Turtles Before They Hatch

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12. Kids, don't try this at home. (Try it at your friend's house.)

See also Parents.

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13. Don't Listen to Loud Music While Vacuuming

I did 2 rooms before I realized the vacuum wasn't on.

Added by ahuman on March 24, 2019| 10 Comments | You Like This |

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14. Don't half ass two things. Whole ass one thing.

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15. Don't Take The Phone, Take The Charger

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16. Be Like a Duck

Paddling and working your ass off underwater, but showing a calm face on the surface. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on February 24, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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17. If You Don’t Have Enough Time in the Morning to Brush Your Teeth, Just Add Toothpaste to Your Food

It may taste bad, but hey, it works.

Added by a Guest on February 19, 2019| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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18. Unless there is someone there to catch you, the rules are only guidelines.

Steal the car. I believe in you

Added by Josobeast on February 5, 2019| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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19. Drinking Can Cause Memory Loss, or Even Worse, Memory Loss

See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on January 29, 2019| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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20. Be a Caterpillar

Eat a lot. Sleep a lot. Wake up beautiful. See also Insects.

Added by Kristen on January 7, 2019| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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