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11. A Conclusion is Simply the Place Where You Got Tired of Thinking

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12. Never Ask a Woman Who’s Eating Ice Cream Straight from the Container How She’s Doing

See also Ice Cream.

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13. Always Knock on the Refrigerator Before Opening It

Because there might be a salad dressing.

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14. Never Buy a Dog at a Flea Market

See also Dogs.

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15. Don’t Buy Anything with Velcro

It’s a total rip off. See also Dad Jokes.

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16. Randomly Think “I Know You Can Read Minds.”

Just in case a mind reader tries anything funny.

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17. If They Talk Behind Your Back… Fart

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18. It’s Okay to be Sad Because Sad Stands for “Secretly a Dinosaur.”

Rawr. See also Dinosaurs.

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19. Always Be Polite to Siri

Just in case AI takes over the world. See also Computers.

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20. Never Do Anything You Wouldn’t Want to Explain to the Paramedics

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