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11. Never Call Spirits' Names Three Times

In animated cartoons, of course.

Added by Yoo-Hoo on March 8, 2020| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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12. Only Date Orphans

This is the only way NOT to have any of their family members bother you later.

Added by MsKnowItAll on February 16, 2020| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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13. When in Doubt, Just Quit Your Job and Become a Pottery Teacher

Added by makiixo on January 31, 2020| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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14. Don't Suffer from Insanity...

...enjoy every second of it!

Added by a Guest on January 17, 2020| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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15. Use Your Words

Can I at least say ''violence'' though? See also Violence.

Added by Guesst on January 5, 2020| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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16. Are You Nervous? Don't be Nervous.

Thanks, Dad, that clears up everything.

Added by MsKnowItAll on December 22, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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17. If You Can't Wish for More Wishes, then Wish for More Genies

Added by a Guest on November 18, 2019| 9 Comments | You Like This |

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18. If You Ever Want to Know the Time but Don't Have a Watch, Use Your Phone as a Sun Dial

Always works.

Added by a Guest on November 8, 2019| 12 Comments | You Like This |

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19. Never Go to a Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died

See also Doctors.

Added by person on November 6, 2019| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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20. If You Are Trying to Get Lucky, Keep Changing Chairs

There's bound to be chewing gum under one of them.

Added by MsKnowItAll on October 31, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

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