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11. If You Drop a Cactus, Don’t Catch It

Trust me.

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15. Carry a Fork With You

If someone tries to rob you, pull it out of your pocket and say, “thank you lord for this meal I’m about to have” and charge at them with the fork.

Added by a Guest on January 19, 2023| 16 Comments | You Like This |

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16. Always Remember that Removing the Vegetables from Your Burger Lowers the Calories

Or just eat well. See also Diets.

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17. If You Want to Look Young and Thin, Hang Around Fat, Old People

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18. If at First You Don't Succeed, Do It the Way Your Wife Told You To

She knows all. See also Marriage.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on October 27, 2022| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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19. Never Trust an Electrician with No Eyebrows

See also Electricity.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on October 13, 2022| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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20. Don’t Listen to Loud Music in Headphones While Vacuuming

You might just realize when you’re done that the vacuum wasn’t even plugged in. See also Cleaning.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on October 13, 2022| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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