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11. Always Knock on the Refrigerator Before Opening It

Because there might be a salad dressing.

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12. Never Buy a Dog at a Flea Market

See also Dogs.

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13. Don’t Buy Anything with Velcro

It’s a total rip off. See also Dad Jokes.

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14. Randomly Think “I Know You Can Read Minds.”

Just in case a mind reader tries anything funny.

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15. If They Talk Behind Your Back… Fart

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16. It’s Okay to be Sad Because Sad Stands for “Secretly a Dinosaur.”

Rawr. See also Dinosaurs.

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17. Always Be Polite to Siri

Just in case AI takes over the world. See also Computers.

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18. Never Do Anything You Wouldn’t Want to Explain to the Paramedics

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19. If You Press the Go Pedal and the Brake at the Same Time, it Doesn’t Take a Screenshot

See also Cars.

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20. If You’re Going to Pick Your Nose, Do It with Your Pinky Out

It’s fancier.

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