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Always Knock on the Refrigerator Before Opening It

Because there might be a salad dressing.

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Added by a Guest on August 6, 2025 | You Like This |

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Why don't you want to see the salad naked

hmmm on August 7, 2025

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It's rude to Cesar Salad!

J on August 23, 2025

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Don't see me naked! I need to hid my lettuce.

Salad on September 12, 2025

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WHAT

yum on October 9, 2025

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I'm not even tryna understand at this point

iluvkpop on October 15, 2025

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idk why i commented. i just find this really funny.

wrenonpaws on October 15, 2025

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