Here's the specific formula
1. If the sentence is 1-3 words, add mate after it
2. If the sentence is more than 3 words, add f*****g in between words 1 and 2 or words 2 and 3 (whichever makes more sense) and add the word c**t after the sentence
3. Slur your words in the extreme See also Australia.
I'm just going to allow your mind to break itself in half as you try to process that See also Paradoxes.
bruh See also Conspiracies.
Yeah, I know, crazy, but true. NASA actually sent a bunch of paid actors to the moon to fake the landings. See also Conspiracies.