Science has proven that 100% of people that breathe die See also Science.
credit to my depressed friend oral master
Please throw a big fridge at me
And then run me over with a bus
And then go grab a spoon
And gouge my eyes out with it
And eat my dead remains
(to the tune of all star, of course)
6. I Killed My Lesbian Wife and Hung Her from a Meat Hook and Now I Have a Three Picture Deal with Disney
Actual movie directed by Ben Affleck.
He claims to have 'single-handedly' strangled the bank manager before shooting a worker in the face. He claims it cost him an arm and a leg to get there, and his parents had told him to break a leg.
A very deep and meaningful question from my wise friend