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Funny Advice

1. Don't Breathe

Science has proven that 100% of people that breathe die See also Science.

Added by DarylthePony on May 6, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

2. Don Cheadle is Only Don Cheadle Junior

THERE ARE TWO DON CHEADLES IN EXISTENCE

Added by DarylthePony on April 30, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

3. What's the Point in Living when Death is Inevitable?

credit to my depressed friend oral master

Added by DarylthePony on April 25, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Songs

4. Somebody Once Told Me

Please throw a big fridge at me
And then run me over with a bus
And then go grab a spoon
And gouge my eyes out with it
And eat my dead remains
(to the tune of all star, of course)

Added by DarylthePony on March 27, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

5. Battery Acid

nice and ZESTY

Added by DarylthePony on February 28, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

7. A Man with No Arms and No Legs Has Committed Armed Robbery and is on the Run

He claims to have 'single-handedly' strangled the bank manager before shooting a worker in the face. He claims it cost him an arm and a leg to get there, and his parents had told him to break a leg.
WTF

Added by DarylthePony on February 18, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

9. Masochist Heaven

a.k.a. hell

Added by DarylthePony on November 7, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

10. Why Do We Test Stuff on Mice? Don't Mice Have, Like, Souls and Shit?

A very deep and meaningful question from my wise friend

Added by DarylthePony on November 7, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

DarylthePony

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