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Funny Sayings

1. Me: Mum, Stop Trying to be Funny. You Can't Make Jokes.

Mum: I made you

Added by DarylthePony on September 10, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

2. Aging

scientists have found a cure for it though.
death

Added by DarylthePony on September 4, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

3. How Many Blondes Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?

100
one to hold the light bulb, the other 99 to rotate the house

Added by DarylthePony on September 3, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

4. Where Did Sally Go After the Bombing?

Everywhere

Added by DarylthePony on September 3, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

6. A Man is Washing His Car with His Son

the son says: "dad, can't you just use a sponge?"
think about it
really think about it

Added by DarylthePony on September 2, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

8. What Do You Call a Blonde with Two Brain Cells?

pregnant

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Funny Anti-Jokes

9. How Do Blonde's Brain Cells Die?

Alone

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Funny Anti-Jokes

10. How Do You Stop a Blonde Tank?

shoot the people pushing it

Added by DarylthePony on September 2, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

DarylthePony

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