2. I Killed My Lesbian Wife and Hung Her from a Meat Hook and Now I Have a Three Picture Deal with Disney
Actual movie directed by Ben Affleck.
He claims to have 'single-handedly' strangled the bank manager before shooting a worker in the face. He claims it cost him an arm and a leg to get there, and his parents had told him to break a leg.
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10. Me: I Keep Forgetting How Old My Sister Is. She's 8 Now, but I've Been Thinking She's 5 for the Past Six Years
Sister: I'm nine