Funny Names

Funny Names

1. PMS

Pamela Marie S...
Thanks Mom.
Thanks Dad.

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2. Sheldon, CEO of Shell Oil Corp

This is the name of my cat. See also Cats.

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3. Gorilla Gorilla

The scientific name for the Western gorilla.

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4. STD

My initials... Thanks Mom and Dad.

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5. Rip Torn

The actor from Men in Black. See also Celebrities.

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Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny name.

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6. Captain Bitey Bite

Name of my grandma's cat. See also Cats.

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7. Tree Rockdirt

My cousin will name his child this one day...

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8. Climber McBitey

This is my dad's uncle's cat's name. They apparently named him for what he does best. See also Cats.

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9. Larry Secede Kilgore

A Republican candidate in Texas's governor's race. Any guess what his policy platform is? See also Politics, Texas.

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10. A Frayed Knot

A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."

The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"

The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot." See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on February 23, 2018| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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