13. Tree Rockdirt
My cousin will name his child this one day...
14. Climber McBitey
This is my dad's uncle's cat's name. They apparently named him for what he does best. See also Cats.
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny name?
16. A Frayed Knot
A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."
The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.
The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"
The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot." See also Alcohol.
18. Timor Leste
The country that broke apart from Indonesia in 2004. Timor means "east" in the local language, and "Leste" means "east " in Portuguese, so "Timor Leste" translates to "East east" in English.
19. Learned Hand
A famous American jurist and philosopher. Yes, that actually was his name. See also Government.
20. Fred Fredson
One of my grandfather's friends. Real guy.