1. Chimpanzees Aren't Omnivores, They're Mammals.
an idiot my friend knew once said that.
2. Anything's Legal as Long as There Are No Cops Around.
gravity falls fans, you know what i'm talking about.
3. The Pink See-through Fantasia
scientists actually call it that
puma is just a slang used to refer to multiple big cats. there is no specific species that is a puma. so technically, pumas don't exist.
5. The Inflatable Car Dealership Man
you've seen 'em before, you know what to do.
6. Bagel Seeds
8. Jackson Pollock
a guy i knew was actually named that. no joke. first name jackson, last name pollock. actual family last name. he's not the painter.
9. Fred Fredson
One of my grandfather's friends. Real guy. See also Redundant.
10. Tim Pppppppppprice
A man sick of telemarketers changed his name so the telemarketers wouldn't know how to pronounce it.