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Funny Phrases

1. Chimpanzees Aren't Omnivores, They're Mammals.

an idiot my friend knew once said that.

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Funny Advice

2. Anything's Legal as Long as There Are No Cops Around.

gravity falls fans, you know what i'm talking about.

Added by SaltedMeow on January 13, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Animals

3. The Pink See-through Fantasia

scientists actually call it that

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Funny Animals

4. Puma

puma is just a slang used to refer to multiple big cats. there is no specific species that is a puma. so technically, pumas don't exist.

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Funny Dances

5. The Inflatable Car Dealership Man

you've seen 'em before, you know what to do.

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Funny Euphemisms

6. Bagel Seeds

cheerios

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Funny Insults

7. I Hope You Step on a Lego.

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Funny Names

8. Jackson Pollock

a guy i knew was actually named that. no joke. first name jackson, last name pollock. actual family last name. he's not the painter.

Added by SaltedMeow on January 13, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

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