Funny Things to Do

1. Saying “Happy My Birthday to You Too” when Someone Says “Happy Birthday”

They won't know what hit them. See also Birthdays.

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2. Making Yourself a Beard with Putty

Or big lips, or a witch nose, or eyebrows. See also Body.

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3. Shrinking to the Size of a Pea and Swimming in a Toilet

See also Bathroom.

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4. Leaning All Your Weight on a Shopping Cart and Gliding Through the Frozen Food Aisle Like a Professional Figure Skater

I am speed and grace.

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5. Navigating Your Dark House at 3AM Using Only Your Bat-like Sonar and the Tiny Light from the Microwave

Mission impossible.

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6. Catching Ghosts Outside

Even spirits need to touch grass. See also Ghosts.

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7. Stare at people. Full-on eye contact. No remorse.

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8. Riding a Lawnmower Across Great Britain

You’re not the first.

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9. Watching YouTube Shorts While Watching a Movie

The attention span of people nowadays…

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10. Showering and Having the Water Run Down Your Fingers Like It’s Shooting out, So Pretending You Have Water Powers

Just me? See also Bathroom.

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