Funny Things to Do

Funny Things to Do

51. Climbing Under Your Desk During a Nuclear Attack

Whoever thought of this clearly does not understand nuclear weapons. See also 50's, Schools.

Added by a Guest on February 26, 2018| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

52. Making Butt Jokes in Seventh Grade

Doing this makes me smile from cheek to cheek.

Added by a Guest on February 26, 2018| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

53. Putting a Tack on Your Teacher's Chair

Even funnier if you do this to a sub. See also Old-Timey, Pranks, Schools.

Added by a Guest on February 22, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

55. Blowing Dust off of a Book

Usually a very long book such as a dictionary, cookbook, or Bible. See also Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on February 12, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny thing to do?

Funny Things to Do

56. Make Antigravity

First, get a rope, toast, butter, and a cat.

Second, use the rope to tie the buttered toast to the top of the cat.

Finally, drop the cat. This will create a paradox whereupon the cat has to land on feet, but the toast has to land butter-side down. See also Cats, Dairy, Science.

Added by a Guest on February 12, 2018| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

57. Eating Cereal for Dinner

College dining at its finest. See also College.

Added by a Guest on February 10, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

58. Giving Your Teacher an Apple

I'm halfway through my senior year and have yet to see any teacher even eat an apple. See also Old-Timey, Schools.

Added by a Guest on February 4, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

59. Naming a Animal Before You Dissect It

Squirmy the Wormy sure loved being cut open by two psycho 13 year olds. See also Science.

Added by Pachipower on January 31, 2018| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

60. Defying The Laws Of Gravity

Basically running off a cliff and waiting a few seconds before falling. See also Cartoons, Old-Timey.

Added by roflcoptersoisoi on January 27, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Top Contributors of Funny Things to Do

We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.