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Funny Instruments
1. Schediphone
A double-belled brass instrument made long ago when “schedi” didn’t have another meaning.
Funny Dances
8. Any Dance Really, as Long as Your Auntie is Watching
“Hey, Timmy, show Auntie that dance you been doing.”
Funny Insults
9. You Look Like You Make Finger Guns and Ask, “What’s Cookin’ Good Lookin’?”' Every Time You Pass a Mirror
And you probably use the opportunity to comb your hair.
Funny Places
10. Austria
And everyone who has accidentally flown there instead of Australia. See also European.