Guest Entries

Funny Phrases

1. Slap Pals

A good way to ruin a friendship. See also Palindromes.

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Funny Observations

2. Fish Tanks Are Submarines for Fish

See also Fish.

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Funny Observations

3. You Never Save Someone’s Life, You Just Delay Their Death

See also Death.

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Funny Observations

4. Nothing is on Fire, Fire is on Things

See also Fire.

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Funny Things to Do

5. Naming Your Two Goldfish One and Two

That way, if One dies you can still have Two. See also Pets.

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Funny Nicknames

6. Big-Head Ed

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Funny Things to Do

7. Doing the Salsa While Eating Salsa

Try and make it hot.

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Funny Toys

8. Gotta Go Turdle Shop

Batteries included. See also Reptiles, Scatological.

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Funny Euphemisms

9. Dirt Jam

Also known as mud.

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Funny Observations

10. Every Mirror is Used

Think about it.

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