Guest's Entries

Funny Insults

1. If Someone Tells You to Go Kill Yourself, Say This: "If I Wanted to Commit Suicide, I'd Jump from Your Ego to Your IQ"

See also Burn, Insults, No Hate.

Added by a Guest on February 23, 2019| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

2. Twenty-five

"Hey, Patrick, I thought of something funnier than twenty-four. Twenty-five..
-Spongebob

Added by a Guest on February 23, 2019| Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Advice

3. Always Wash Your Hands After Washing Your Hands

Also, feed the monster under your bed three square meals a day

Added by a Guest on February 22, 2019| 1 Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Animals

4. Crikey Steveirwini

A species of land-breathing snail discovered by the late Steve Irwin. See also Australia, Invertebrates.

Added by a Guest on February 22, 2019| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Clothes

5. Knee High Socks

also known as ankle socks for giraffes. See also Animals, Clohes, Funny.

Added by a Guest on February 22, 2019| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Diseases

6. Bomb-hand

A sickness where your hand is a bomb and whenever you touch something your hand explodes and so do you and many things around you See also Bomb, Explosion, Hand.

Added by a Guest on February 22, 2019| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

7. You Are Like the Sticker on an Apple.

Annoying and wont get off.

Added by a Guest on February 22, 2019| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

8. Begone You Saxon Dog!

Added by a Guest on February 22, 2019| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Names

9. Adolf Hitler

...

Added by a Guest on February 22, 2019| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Names

10. Kim Jung Un

......

Added by a Guest on February 22, 2019| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike