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Funny Advice
4. If you start a phone call with, “My phone is almost dead,” you can hang up at any time.
Funny Phrases
5. Une Mûre Mûre Murmurée Au Mur
French for “a ripe blackberry murmured to the wall.” See also French.
Funny Insults
8. What Are You Going to Do for a Face when the Baboon Wants It’s Butt Back?
See also Monkeys.
Funny Advice
10. Don’t let people treat you like the brown stuff in Lucky Charms…
You are the marshmallows. See also Breakfast.