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Funny Observations

1. Broken Escalators are More Efficient than Unbroken Escalators

Because broken escalators work both ways, but unbroken escalators only work one way.

Added by a Guest on October 11, 2024| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

2. The Horngus of a Dongfish

Attached by a scungle to a kind of dillsack. See also Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on October 10, 2024| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

3. Pickapeppa Sauce

The Jamaican condiment that makes everything Better. To open a bottle is to enjoy an immediate aroma of cane vinegar and cloves. See also Condiments.

Added by a Guest on October 9, 2024| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

4. You are a Mean Bean

Not nice rice.

Added by a Guest on October 7, 2024| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

5. Lasagna is Just Spaghetti-Flavored Cake

See also Pasta.

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Funny Insults

6. If I Left You Alone with Water You’d Somehow Set It on Fire

See also Fire, Water.

Added by a Guest on October 4, 2024| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

7. Flatulence

When they tried to make “fart” less funny.

Added by a Guest on October 4, 2024| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

8. You Look Like You Cut Your Sandwiches into Rectangles

Sorry, but triangles are superior. See also Sandwiches.

Added by a Guest on October 3, 2024| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

9. Waiting at the Side of the Shower While the Water Warms Up

See also Bathroom.

Added by a Guest on October 2, 2024| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

10. If You’re Going to Pick Your Nose, Do It with Your Pinky Out

It’s fancier.

Added by a Guest on September 30, 2024| -1 Comments | You Like This |

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