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Funny Songs

61. Dragostea Din Tei

Or, how the people from other countries name it NUMA NUMA SONG, it's a really nice song so loved by everyone that it was translated in about 28 languages and, believe me, IT IS WORTH LISTENING TO.

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Funny Words

62. CUNT

VAGINA See also Pussy, Vj, Women.

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Funny Advice

63. Don't Listen to "funny" Advice.

It doesn't work.

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Funny Advice

65. What Do You Do when Someone Asks You What Starts with F and Rhymes with Duck?

Calmly say "firetruck".

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Funny Anti-Jokes

66. An Owl and a Squirrel Are Sitting in a Tree, Watching a Farmer Go Around.

The Owl looks over to the Squirrel and says nothing. The Owl then eats the Squirrel because it is a bird of prey. See also Gamegrumps, Owl, Squirrel.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

68. What Starts with “C”, Ends with “T”, and Has the Letters “U” and “N” in Between?

Cnut the Great, who was King of Denmark, England and Norway; together often referred to as the “North Sea Empire” between the years of 1016-1035. He is popularly invoked in the context of the legend of King Canute and the tide, which usually misrepresents him as a deluded monarch believing he has supernatural powers, contrary to the original legend which portrays a wise king who rebuked his courtiers for their fawning behaviour. See also Anijoke, Cnut, Notwhatuthought.

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Funny Diseases

69. Chikungunya

It's a disease spread by mosquitoes. It literally has nothing to do with chickens.

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