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Funny Sayings

61. A Watched Game Never Loads

See also Video Games.

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Funny Euphemisms

62. Lamp Hat

Also known as a lamp shade. See also Electricity.

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Funny Advice

63. If she asks for four chicken nuggets, buy ten.

This is how you get and keep a girlfriend. See also Fast Food, Relationships.

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Funny Euphemisms

64. Building a Dookie Castle

Also known as pooping. See also Scatological.

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Funny Advice

65. Never drink downstream from a cow herd.

Instead, go inside and drink water from the sink. You don’t need to drink water from a stream. What are you doing?
See also Cows.

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Funny Clothes

66. Crop Winter Parka

See also Winter.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

67. I like to tell Dad jokes… sometimes he laughs.

See also Dad Jokes.

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Funny Insults

68. You Insufficient Bean!

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Funny Names

69. Wednesday T. Saturday

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Funny Places

70. Old York, England

Sister city of New York. See also Made Up.

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