Guest Entries

Funny Quotes

61. Wait, where’d all my money go?

“Oh yeah, I’m riding it.”
? Me on My $5,000 Horse See also Horses, Money.

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Funny Observations

62. School is the Worst Job

I don't get paid enough for this rubbish. See also Schools.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

63. What does a dog say on New Years Eve?

Woof. See also dogs, Holidays.

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Funny Names

64. James Garfield

Imagine being named after a fictional cat. See also Cats, Presidents.

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Funny Clothes

65. Fingerless Gloves

Useful if your palms are cold. See also Winter.

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Funny Insults

66. Agyilag Zokni

Hungarian for “Mentally, you are a sock.” See also Hungarian, Socks.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

67. What’s Wet and Can Fly?

A wet bird. See also Birds, Water.

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Funny Insults

68. May the Devil Make a Ladder of Your Backbone While Picking Apples in the Garden of Hell

A traditional Irish curse. See also Irish.

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Funny Euphemisms

69. A Strange Man in Underwear

Also known as a superhero. See also Comics.

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Funny Names

70. Pantless Mike

I always wanted to name my dog “Pantless Mike,” but I never ended up getting a dog because I’m poor and in debt. See also dogs.

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