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Funny Words

101. Antibabypillen

German for “birth control.” Seriously. See also German.

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Funny Insults

102. Go Jump in a Lake

See also Old-Timey.

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Funny Advice

103. If Someone Hurts Your Feelings, Tell Them to Hurt Their Own Feelings if They Want to Hurt Someone's Feelings

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Funny Advice

104. Oil Floats on Water, So Cover Yourself in Oil, Wait for it to Rain, and Fly

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Funny Drinks

105. Club Soda

Everyone who is a club member will like this drink. See also Soda.

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Funny Jobs

106. The Little Cousin Player-Wither

You know, when you’re at a family gathering and you’re the one person who always has to play with your young old cousin. See also Family.

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Funny Questions

107. If “guns don’t kill people, people kill people,” then does that mean toasters don’t toast toast, toast toasts toast?

See also Guns.

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Funny Names

108. Garfield Arbuckle

Garfield’s full name. See also Cartoons, Cats, Comics.

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Funny Quotes

109. “No.”

―Hamlet See also Shakespeare.

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Funny Observations

110. A Day on Venus is Longer than a Year on Venus

It's a slow spinner. See also Planets, Space.

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