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Funny Phrases

121. Mr. Owl Ate My Metal Worm

Womp womp. See also Palindromes.

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Funny Drinks

122. Beer, But It Tastes Like It Does on TV

Heavenly. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Instruments

123. The Creaky Floorboard

Let’s play and do jumping jacks.

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Funny Euphemisms

124. A Pen, But Schoolier

Also known as a pencil. See also Schools.

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Funny Insults

125. You Appear to be Homeschooled by a Pigeon

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Funny Insults

126. You Look Like You Were Born in June

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Funny Products

127. Eye Plugs

Ears have them. Eyes should too. See also Made Up.

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Funny Things to Do

128. Taking a Bath in Spaghetti

And pretending you’re a big meatball. See also Pasta.

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Funny Insults

129. You Look Like You Wipe Your Face with Your Shirt when You Can’t Find a Towel

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Funny Animals

130. White Bellbird

Have you seen this thing? It has a weird worm dangling from the front of its face and has a call loud enough to immediately render you temporarily deaf. Terrifying. See also Birds.

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