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Funny Sayings

121. Something borrowed, something blue. Something woolen so you’re itchy too.

See also Weddings.

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Funny Words

122. Sinep

Estonian mustard, but something else backwards. See also Sophomoric.

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Funny Insults

123. I Hope You Lose Your Keys in an IKEA

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Funny Insults

124. You Look Like You Sell Seashells by the Seashore

There is no coming back after this one. See also Beach.

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Funny Questions

125. Are You My Appendix?

Because this feeling in my gut makes me want to take you out. See also Pickup Line.

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Funny Quotes

126. “The Texan turned out to be good-natured, generous and likable. In three days no one could stand him.”

―Joseph Heller in Catch-22 See also Literature.

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Funny Insults

127. You Look Like Your Left and Right Eyebrow Should be Switched

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Funny Sayings

128. When Life Gives You Potatoes, Make Potato-ade

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Funny Tattoos

129. A Singular Freckle Amongst Your Freckles

Find the odd one out.

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Funny Insults

130. You Look Like the Type of Person Who Eats the Paper Inside a Fortune Cookie

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