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Funny Euphemisms

121. Being Sent to the Centaur Office

Used by Ministry of Magic workers in Harry Potter, “Being sent to the Centaur Office” means being fired. See also Harry Potter.

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Funny Instruments

122. Schediphone

A double-belled brass instrument made long ago when “schedi” didn’t have another meaning.

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Funny Things

123. A Porta-potty with Windows

Funny T-Shirts

124. Comic Sans Shop

Just “Comic Sans” in Comic Sans on a t-shirt.

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Funny Euphemisms

125. Backwards Benjamin Button-ing

Also known as aging.

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Funny Sayings

126. Oh now! A typo!

Funny Drinks

127. Chocolate Juice

Funny Names

128. Sir Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington

Harry Potter, y’all. See also Harry Potter.

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Funny Dances

129. Any Dance Really, as Long as Your Auntie is Watching

“Hey, Timmy, show Auntie that dance you been doing.”

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Funny Insults

130. You Look Like You Make Finger Guns and Ask, “What’s Cookin’ Good Lookin’?”' Every Time You Pass a Mirror

And you probably use the opportunity to comb your hair.

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