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Funny Insults

121. You Look Like You Say “Bless Me” When You Sneeze

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Funny Observations

123. 100% of Divorces are Caused by Marriage

See also Marriage.

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Funny Observations

124. No one bats an eye when someone kills an ant.

But when an ant kills someone… See also Insects.

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Funny Things to Do

125. Eating a Burrito Sideways

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Funny Questions

126. Why did you eat your baby?

My friend’s 3-year old, when I was pregnant. See also Pregnancy.

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Funny Euphemisms

127. Tactical Assault Anteater

Also known as a pangolin.

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Funny Observations

128. Embalming is the Final Spa Day

See also Death.

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Funny Quotes

129. “Kkkssssssssssssss”

―Scissors when you get that perfect angle

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Funny Quotes

130. “MMMMMMMMMMM… Beep!”

―Microwave See also Appliances.

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