16 Entries Tagged “Seafood”

Funny Foods

1. Bobster

A regular lobster, except he was called Bob before being food. See also Seafood.

Added by a Guest on May 31, 2025| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

2. What Food Do Crabs Hate?

Crab cake. See also Seafood.

Added by a Guest on January 25, 2025| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Observations

3. There Are Few Things That Scream “Top of the Food Chain” Like Eating Squid-ink Calamari Pasta

You’re eating an animal and seasoning it with its own defense mechanism. See also Seafood.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on May 10, 2023| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Names

4. Calumn & Ari

Names of twins. See also Seafood.

Added by a Guest on June 14, 2022| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

5. Do Crabs Think Fish Can Fly?

See also Seafood.

Added by a Guest on May 8, 2017| 12 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

6. How Many Tickles Does It Take to Tickle an Octopus?

Ten-tickles. Get it? See also Seafood.

Added by a Guest on April 12, 2017| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

7. Kabourophobia

The fear of crabs. BTW, why wouldn't someone be afraid of crabs? They're frightening. See also Seafood.

Added by a Guest on January 30, 2017| 13 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

8. Mistaking a Lobster for a Telephone

And you thought phone calls from creditors put you in a pinch! See also Seafood, Telecommunications.

Added by ElderSkelter on May 6, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

9. Sannakji

Live octopus with sesame seeds. See also Seafood.

Added by a Guest on April 20, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

10. What Tastes Good on Fish?

Any thing that hides the taste of fish. See also Seafood.

Added by a Guest on December 31, 2014| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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