72 Entries Tagged “Profanity”
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1. Shittens Shop
Fully protect your hands while tending to the dirty deed. See also Profanity, Scatological.
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2. Only Chickens Get Something Done by Sitting on Their Asses
See also Chickens, Profanity.
Funny Sayings
3. Happy as a Skunk Eating Sh*t
Animals in the weasel family eat their prey from the bottom first so the organs don't spoil, and in case their prey is stolen, they’ve had the parts with the highest nutritional value. See also Profanity.
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6. Love is Like a Fart—If You Have to Force It It's Probably Sh*t
See also Profanity, Scatological.
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8. If I Wanted to Hear from an A$$hole, I Would Have Farted
See also Flatulence, Profanity.
Funny Sayings
9. If You Ain't from Texas, You Ain't Sh*t
I was feeling bad about not being shit, but then I don't think I would have felt any better if I was shit. No winning here... See also Profanity, Texas.