72 Entries Tagged “Profanity”

1. Shittens Shop

Fully protect your hands while tending to the dirty deed. See also Profanity, Scatological.

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2. Only Chickens Get Something Done by Sitting on Their Asses

3. Happy as a Skunk Eating Sh*t

Animals in the weasel family eat their prey from the bottom first so the organs don't spoil, and in case their prey is stolen, they’ve had the parts with the highest nutritional value. See also Profanity.

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Funny Euphemisms

4. Eat Schnitzel

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5. Phoque

Pronounced "F*ck." It's French for seal. See also French, Profanity.

Added by ash.dubstep on March 21, 2020| 6 Comments | 27 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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6. Love is Like a Fart—If You Have to Force It It's Probably Sh*t

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7. Sparkleshits

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8. If I Wanted to Hear from an A$$hole, I Would Have Farted

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9. If You Ain't from Texas, You Ain't Sh*t

I was feeling bad about not being shit, but then I don't think I would have felt any better if I was shit. No winning here... See also Profanity, Texas.

Added by MsKnowItAll on July 29, 2019| 2 Comments | 22 people like this You Like This | Unlike