70 Entries Tagged “Profanity”

Funny Sayings

1. Happy as a Skunk Eating Sh*t

Animals in the weasel family eat their prey from the bottom first so the organs don't spoil, and in case their prey is stolen, they’ve had the parts with the highest nutritional value. See also Profanity.

Added by a Guest on August 15, 2021| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

2. Eat Schnitzel

See also Profanity.

Added by a Guest on August 28, 2020| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

3. Phoque

Pronounced "F*ck." It's French for seal. See also French, Profanity.

Added by ash.dubstep on March 21, 2020| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

4. Love is Like a Fart—If You Have to Force It It's Probably Sh*t

See also Profanity, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on March 10, 2020| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

5. Sparkleshits

See also Profanity.

Added by a Guest on January 23, 2020| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

6. If I Wanted to Hear from an A$$hole, I Would Have Farted

See also Flatulence, Profanity.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 15, 2019| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

7. If You Ain't from Texas, You Ain't Sh*t

I was feeling bad about not being shit, but then I don't think I would have felt any better if I was shit. No winning here... See also Profanity, Texas.

Added by MsKnowItAll on July 29, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

8. Arschloch

Means a**hole in German. See also German, Profanity.

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Funny Places

9. Shittim

A location in the Bible. See also Biblical, Profanity.

Added by a Guest on June 22, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Conveyances

10. Fuxing

A type of Chinese high-speed train with a very dirty-sounding name. See also Chinese, Profanity.

Added by a Guest on May 13, 2018| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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