Entries Tagged “French”

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. What Did One Frenchman Say to the Other?

I have no idea, I don't speak French. See also French.

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Funny Places

2. Anus, France

"Populated place" in Burgundy. See also French, Sophomoric.

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Funny Places

3. Y

A village in France with 29 inhabitants. See also French.

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Funny Euphemisms

4. Paris Teepee

In case you forget the words for Eiffel Tower. See also French.

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Funny Phrases

5. Devenir Chêvre

French phrase that means losing your patience, but that translates literally into "becoming a goat." See also French, Goats.

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Funny Insults

6. Le Cancre

French insult for a lazy student. See also French, Lazy.

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Funny Sayings

7. Il Pleut Comme Une Vache Qui Pisse

Common French expression that translates to "It's raining like a peeing cow." See also French.

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Funny Things

8. Napoleon in a Chamber Pot

Long ago, people who hated Napoleon put a clay figure of him in their chamber pots so they could relieve themselves on him. See also Bathroom, French, Scatological.

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Funny Places

9. Le Tampon

A town in Réunion, a French-owned island in the Indian Ocean. See also French.

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Funny Phrases

10. Permet De Sortir Et De Jouer Sous Le Soleil, Mon Petit Chou

A romantic French phrase that roughly translates to "Let's go out and play in the sunshine my little cabbage." See also French, Romance.

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