36 Entries Tagged “French”
Funny Insults
1. Les Poils Ddu Nez
Pronounced “le poin du ne.” Translates to nose hair, so you can call someone nose hair without your teachers knowing what it means. See also French, Hair.
Funny Phrases
3. Une Mûre Mûre Murmurée Au Mur
French for “a ripe blackberry murmured to the wall.” See also French.
Funny Diseases
4. Paris Syndrome
When you have a breakdown because Paris is disappointing. See also French.
Funny Words
5. Truc
French for "thingamajig." This was the first word I learned in French class. See also French.
Funny Phrases
6. Le Ver Va Vers Le Verre Vert
"The worm goes towards the green glass" in French. See also French.
Funny Quotes
8. "Tu manges un grande sandwich."
―My Brother
French for "You are eating a big sandwich."
See also French, Sandwiches.
Funny Places
9. La Rue Street
Most towns have one... La Rue is French for "the street" so it's the street street. See also French.
Funny Anti-Jokes
10. What Did One Frenchman Say to the Other?
I have no idea, I don't speak French. See also French.