34 Entries Tagged “French”

Funny Phrases

1. Une Mûre Mûre Murmurée Au Mur

French for “a ripe blackberry murmured to the wall.” See also French.

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Funny Diseases

2. Paris Syndrome

When you have a breakdown because Paris is disappointing. See also French.

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Funny Words

3. Truc

French for "thingamajig." This was the first word I learned in French class. See also French.

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Funny Phrases

4. Le Ver Va Vers Le Verre Vert

"The worm goes towards the green glass" in French. See also French.

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Funny Words

5. Phoque

Pronounced "F*ck." It's French for seal. See also French, Profanity.

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Funny Quotes

6. "Tu manges un grande sandwich."

―My Brother
French for "You are eating a big sandwich."
See also French, Sandwiches.

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Funny Places

7. La Rue Street

Most towns have one... La Rue is French for "the street" so it's the street street. See also French.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

8. What Did One Frenchman Say to the Other?

I have no idea, I don't speak French. See also French.

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Funny Places

9. Anus, France

"Populated place" in Burgundy. See also French, Sophomoric.

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Funny Places

10. Y

A village in France with 29 inhabitants. See also French.

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