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1. Guardian of the King’s Anus

This was found on somebody’s sarcophagus from ancient Egypt. You think you got it bad? This guy spent his whole life looking after a single bumhole. See also Scatological.

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2. The Person Who Collects the Urine from the Wolves for Wolf Urine

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3. The Guy That Lists All the Side Effects at the End of Medication Commercials

See also Commercials, Medicine.

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4. Human Alarm Clock

Prior to alarm clocks, people with big sticks would wake other people up by tapping at their windows. See also Medieval.

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5. Ventriloquist

Turning a mental illness into a full-time career.

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6. Lifeguard at the Olympics

Do you need help, Mr. Phelps? See also Swimming, Useless.

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7. Foot-Holder

Medieval Welsh kings employed a foot-holder whose duty it was to rub his feet. See also Medieval.

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8. Printer Ink Replacer

The pay must be good.

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9. The Little Cousin Player-Wither

You know, when you’re at a family gathering and you’re the one person who always has to play with your young old cousin. See also Family.

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10. Cat Bather

This might not end well… See also Cats.

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