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1. Surgeon

Literally stabbing people to health. See also Doctors.

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2. Staying Alive

Everyday, people all around the world work tirelessly to keep themselves alive for just a little bit longer. See also Life.

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3. Guardian of the King’s Anus

This was found on somebody’s sarcophagus from ancient Egypt. You think you got it bad? This guy spent his whole life looking after a single bumhole. See also Scatological.

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4. The Person Who Collects the Urine from the Wolves for Wolf Urine

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5. The Guy That Lists All the Side Effects at the End of Medication Commercials

See also Commercials, Medicine.

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6. Human Alarm Clock

Prior to alarm clocks, people with big sticks would wake other people up by tapping at their windows. See also Medieval.

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7. Ventriloquist

Turning a mental illness into a full-time career.

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8. Lifeguard at the Olympics

Do you need help, Mr. Phelps? See also Swimming, Useless.

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9. Foot-Holder

Medieval Welsh kings employed a foot-holder whose duty it was to rub his feet. See also Medieval.

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10. Printer Ink Replacer

The pay must be good.

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