Funny Jobs

Funny Jobs

1. Flashlight Holder

When your dad is working on something in the dark, and you have to stand behind him with the weapon of light.

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2. Butter Taste-Tester

“This one tastes more yellow.” See also Dairy.

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3. Scuba-Diving Pizza-Delivery Man

The person who delivers pizza to underwater hotels.

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4. Horse Butthole Cleaner

See also Horses, Sophomoric.

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5. Penguin Breeder

Come on penguins, go do it. See also Birds.

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6. Golf Ball Diver

You go around and scuba dive in those ponds at golf courses, dodge alligators, and retrieve golf balls. See also Golf.

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7. Halloween Costume Model

Zooming in on their faces can be quite funny. See also Halloween.

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8. Fire Distinguisher

Guy 1: "There's a fire here!"
Fire Distinguisher: "Yes, that's a fire."
Guy 2: "There's a fire over here too!"
Fire Distinguisher: "That's not a fire, that's a banana." See also Made Up.

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9. Dinosaur Duster

Wouldn't a dinosaur duster be the best job ever? You just go around museums getting paid to dust dirty dinosaurs. See also Cleaning, Dinosaurs.

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10. Director of Toilet Paper

"Can we get another role to the test chamber?" See also Scatalogical, Toilet.

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