Funny Jobs

Funny Jobs

1. Fatherly Wrench Passer

Finding a wrench in a toolbox may be one of the most complicated and stressful tasks known to son. When your father has his head under the kitchen sink and you're already holding the flashlight and the toolbox, passing him the wrench is near impossible and can result in complete failure of the task at hand. See also Family.

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2. VCR Repairman

See also 80's.

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3. Surgeon

Literally stabbing people to health. See also Doctors.

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4. Staying Alive

Everyday, people all around the world work tirelessly to keep themselves alive for just a little bit longer. See also Life.

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5. Guardian of the King’s Anus

This was found on somebody’s sarcophagus from ancient Egypt. You think you got it bad? This guy spent his whole life looking after a single bumhole. See also Scatological.

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6. The Person Who Collects the Urine from the Wolves for Wolf Urine

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8. Human Alarm Clock

Prior to alarm clocks, people with big sticks would wake other people up by tapping at their windows. See also Medieval.

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9. Ventriloquist

Turning a mental illness into a full-time career.

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10. Lifeguard at the Olympics

Do you need help, Mr. Phelps? See also Swimming, Useless.

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