Funny Jobs

Funny Jobs

1. Human Alarm Clock

Prior to alarm clocks, people with big sticks would wake other people up by tapping at their windows. See also Medieval.

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2. Ventriloquist

Turning a mental illness into a full-time career.

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3. Lifeguard at the Olympics

Do you need help, Mr. Phelps? See also Swimming, Useless.

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4. Foot-Holder

Medieval Welsh kings employed a foot-holder whose duty it was to rub his feet. See also Medieval.

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5. Printer Ink Replacer

The pay must be good.

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6. The Little Cousin Player-Wither

You know, when you’re at a family gathering and you’re the one person who always has to play with your young old cousin. See also Family.

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7. Cat Bather

This might not end well… See also Cats.

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8. Flashlight Holder

When your dad is working on something in the dark, and you have to stand behind him with the weapon of light.

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9. Butter Taste-Tester

“This one tastes more yellow.” See also Dairy.

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10. Scuba-Diving Pizza-Delivery Man

The person who delivers pizza to underwater hotels.

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