Funny Jobs

Funny Jobs

1. The Person Who Collects the Urine from the Wolves for Wolf Urine

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3. Human Alarm Clock

Prior to alarm clocks, people with big sticks would wake other people up by tapping at their windows. See also Medieval.

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4. Ventriloquist

Turning a mental illness into a full-time career.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on November 29, 2021| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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5. Lifeguard at the Olympics

Do you need help, Mr. Phelps? See also Swimming, Useless.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on November 1, 2021| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny job.

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6. Foot-Holder

Medieval Welsh kings employed a foot-holder whose duty it was to rub his feet. See also Medieval.

Added by a Guest on October 23, 2021| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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7. Printer Ink Replacer

The pay must be good.

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8. The Little Cousin Player-Wither

You know, when you’re at a family gathering and you’re the one person who always has to play with your young old cousin. See also Family.

Added by a Guest on March 22, 2021| Comment | You Like This |

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9. Cat Bather

This might not end well… See also Cats.

Added by a Guest on January 26, 2021| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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10. Flashlight Holder

When your dad is working on something in the dark, and you have to stand behind him with the weapon of light.

Added by a Guest on December 14, 2020| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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