Funny Jobs

1. Dinosaur Duster

Wouldn't a dinosaur duster be the best job ever? You just go around museums getting paid to dust dirty dinosaurs. See also Cleaning, Dinosaurs.

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2. Director of Toilet Paper

"Can we get another role to the test chamber?" See also Scatalogical, Toilet.

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3. Class Pet

All you have to do is eat, sleep, and die. See also Pets, Schools.

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4. Brain Surgeon

Don't worry, I'm an expert. I won't make any mitsakes.

Added by occasionallyhuman on July 16, 2019| 3 Comments | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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5. Star Salesman

Someone who "sells" stars on the internet for a few thousand dollars.

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6. Steve

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7. Class Pet

All you have to do is die. See also Pets.

Added by ThatNerdInUrClass on May 25, 2018| 1 Comment | 28 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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8. Truant Officer

All of the kids in the neighborhood know to avoid this 250-lb, red-faced, mustachioed curmudgeon who hides behind a trash can and will drag you right back into the classroom where a gray-haired schoolmarm will whack you with a ruler. See also Old-Timey, Police, Schools.

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9. Class Secretary

When you have to get the phone for the teacher in a classroom because they’re too lazy to do it themselves. See also Jobs, Lazy, Schools.

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10. Denny's Tumblr Poster

You can get payed to run social media for a restaurant.

Added by StylishRainbowTorpedo on February 21, 2018| 5 Comments | 14 people like this You Like This | Unlike