Funny Jobs

Funny Jobs

1. The Little Cousin Player-Wither

You know, when you’re at a family gathering and you’re the one person who always has to play with your young old cousin. See also Family.

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2. Cat Bather

This might not end well… See also Cats.

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3. Flashlight Holder

When your dad is working on something in the dark, and you have to stand behind him with the weapon of light.

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4. Butter Taste-Tester

“This one tastes more yellow.” See also Dairy.

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5. Scuba-Diving Pizza-Delivery Man

The person who delivers pizza to underwater hotels.

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6. Horse Butthole Cleaner

See also Horses, Sophomoric.

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7. Penguin Breeder

Come on penguins, go do it. See also Birds.

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8. Golf Ball Diver

You go around and scuba dive in those ponds at golf courses, dodge alligators, and retrieve golf balls. See also Golf.

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9. Halloween Costume Model

Zooming in on their faces can be quite funny. See also Halloween.

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10. Fire Distinguisher

Guy 1: "There's a fire here!"
Fire Distinguisher: "Yes, that's a fire."
Guy 2: "There's a fire over here too!"
Fire Distinguisher: "That's not a fire, that's a banana." See also Made Up.

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