Funny Jobs

1. Fire Distinguisher

Guy 1: "There's a fire here!"
Fire Distinguisher: "Yes, that's a fire."
Guy 2: "There's a fire over here too!"
Fire Distinguisher: "That's not a fire, that's a banana." See also Made Up.

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2. Dinosaur Duster

Wouldn't a dinosaur duster be the best job ever? You just go around museums getting paid to dust dirty dinosaurs. See also Cleaning, Dinosaurs.

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3. Director of Toilet Paper

"Can we get another role to the test chamber?" See also Scatalogical, Toilet.

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4. Class Pet

All you have to do is eat, sleep, and die. See also Pets, Schools.

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5. Brain Surgeon

Don't worry, I'm an expert. I won't make any mitsakes.

Added by occasionallyhuman on July 16, 2019| 3 Comments | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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6. Star Salesman

Someone who "sells" stars on the internet for a few thousand dollars.

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7. Steve

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8. Class Pet

All you have to do is die. See also Pets.

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9. Truant Officer

All of the kids in the neighborhood know to avoid this 250-lb, red-faced, mustachioed curmudgeon who hides behind a trash can and will drag you right back into the classroom where a gray-haired schoolmarm will whack you with a ruler. See also Old-Timey, Police, Schools.

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10. Class Secretary

When you have to get the phone for the teacher in a classroom because they’re too lazy to do it themselves. See also Jobs, Lazy, Schools.

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