Funny Jobs

1. Class Pet

All you have to do is eat, sleep, and die. See also Pets, Schools.

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2. Brain Surgeon

Don't worry, I'm an expert. I won't make any mitsakes.

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3. Star Salesman

Someone who "sells" stars on the internet for a few thousand dollars.

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4. Steve

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5. Class Pet

All you have to do is die. See also Pets.

Added by ThatNerdInUrClass on May 25, 2018| Comment | 26 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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6. Truant Officer

All of the kids in the neighborhood know to avoid this 250-lb, red-faced, mustachioed curmudgeon who hides behind a trash can and will drag you right back into the classroom where a gray-haired schoolmarm will whack you with a ruler. See also Old-Timey, Police, Schools.

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7. Class Secretary

When you have to get the phone for the teacher in a classroom because they’re too lazy to do it themselves. See also Jobs, Lazy, Schools.

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8. Denny's Tumblr Poster

You can get payed to run social media for a restaurant.

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9. Idiot Holding the Flashlight

You, whenever you work on cars with your dad.
Yes, I'm worried about this generation, too. See also Cars.

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10. Naming Colors for Nail Polish and Mens' Shirts

See also Unnecessary.

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