Funny Jobs

Funny Jobs

1. Horse Butthole Cleaner

See also Horses, Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on May 18, 2020| 6 Comments | You Like This |

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2. Penguin Breeder

Come on penguins, go do it. See also Birds.

Added by a Guest on April 20, 2020| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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3. Golf Ball Diver

You go around and scuba dive in those ponds at golf courses, dodge alligators, and retrieve golf balls. See also Golf.

Added by a Guest on April 4, 2020| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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4. Halloween Costume Model

Zooming in on their faces can be quite funny. See also Halloween.

Added by a Guest on March 23, 2020| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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5. Fire Distinguisher

Guy 1: "There's a fire here!"
Fire Distinguisher: "Yes, that's a fire."
Guy 2: "There's a fire over here too!"
Fire Distinguisher: "That's not a fire, that's a banana." See also Made Up.

Added by KILLAKING on January 29, 2020| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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6. Dinosaur Duster

Wouldn't a dinosaur duster be the best job ever? You just go around museums getting paid to dust dirty dinosaurs. See also Cleaning, Dinosaurs.

Added by speedybegal on October 1, 2019| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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7. Director of Toilet Paper

"Can we get another role to the test chamber?" See also Scatalogical, Toilet.

Added by a Guest on September 4, 2019| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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8. Class Pet

All you have to do is eat, sleep, and die. See also Pets, Schools.

Added by annoying.potato23 on July 19, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

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9. Brain Surgeon

Don't worry, I'm an expert. I won't make any mitsakes.

Added by occasionallyhuman on July 16, 2019| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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10. Star Salesman

Someone who "sells" stars on the internet for a few thousand dollars.

Added by a Guest on August 3, 2018| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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