Funny Jobs

31. Fire Distinguisher

Guy 1: "There's a fire here!"
Fire Distinguisher: "Yes, that's a fire."
Guy 2: "There's a fire over here too!"
Fire Distinguisher: "That's not a fire, that's a banana." See also Made Up.

Added by KILLAKING on January 29, 2020| 8 Comments | 87 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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32. Dinosaur Duster

Wouldn't a dinosaur duster be the best job ever? You just go around museums getting paid to dust dirty dinosaurs. See also Cleaning, Dinosaurs.

Added by speedybegal on October 1, 2019| 5 Comments | 38 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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33. Director of Toilet Paper

"Can we get another role to the test chamber?" See also Scatalogical, Toilet.

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34. Class Pet

All you have to do is eat, sleep, and die. See also Pets, Schools.

Added by annoying.potato23 on July 19, 2019| 4 Comments | 49 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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35. Brain Surgeon

Don't worry, I'm an expert. I won't make any mitsakes.

Added by occasionallyhuman on July 16, 2019| 8 Comments | 32 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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36. Star Salesman

Someone who "sells" stars on the internet for a few thousand dollars.

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37. Steve

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38. Class Pet

All you have to do is die. See also Pets.

Added by ThatNerdInUrClass on May 25, 2018| 5 Comments | 41 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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39. Truant Officer

All of the kids in the neighborhood know to avoid this 250-lb, red-faced, mustachioed curmudgeon who hides behind a trash can and will drag you right back into the classroom where a gray-haired schoolmarm will whack you with a ruler. See also Old-Timey, Police, Schools.

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40. Class Secretary

When you have to get the phone for the teacher in a classroom because they’re too lazy to do it themselves. See also Jobs, Lazy, Schools.

Added by a Guest on April 10, 2018| 2 Comments | 44 people like this You Like This | Unlike