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31. Brain Surgeon

Don't worry, I'm an expert. I won't make any mitsakes.

Added by occasionallyhuman on July 16, 2019| 8 Comments | 32 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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32. Star Salesman

Someone who "sells" stars on the internet for a few thousand dollars.

Added by a Guest on August 3, 2018| 7 Comments | 48 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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33. Steve

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34. Class Pet

All you have to do is die. See also Pets.

Added by ThatNerdInUrClass on May 25, 2018| 5 Comments | 41 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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35. Truant Officer

All of the kids in the neighborhood know to avoid this 250-lb, red-faced, mustachioed curmudgeon who hides behind a trash can and will drag you right back into the classroom where a gray-haired schoolmarm will whack you with a ruler. See also Old-Timey, Police, Schools.

Added by a Guest on April 19, 2018| 3 Comments | 40 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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36. Class Secretary

When you have to get the phone for the teacher in a classroom because they’re too lazy to do it themselves. See also Jobs, Lazy, Schools.

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37. Denny's Tumblr Poster

You can get payed to run social media for a restaurant.

Added by StylishRainbowTorpedo on February 21, 2018| 5 Comments | 25 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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38. Idiot Holding the Flashlight

You, whenever you work on cars with your dad.
Yes, I'm worried about this generation, too. See also Cars.

Added by a Guest on December 18, 2017| 11 Comments | 66 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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39. Naming Colors for Nail Polish and Mens' Shirts

See also Unnecessary.

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40. Elephant Pooper Scooper

Seen often in circuses and big parades. See also Parades, Scatological.

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