Funny Jobs
Funny Jobs
51. Professional Boner
A person responsible for inserting whale bones during the production of a corset. See also Old-Timey.
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52. In Charge of the Big Door
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53. Gift Skaters
The person who collects flowers, stuffed animals, and other gifts thrown onto skating rinks after a performance.
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54. Professional Lazer Tager
A man or woman whose job it is to play with children at lazer tag parties if not enough people show up.
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55. Chicken Sexer
Someone who's job it is to determine the sex of newborn chickens so they enter the correct gender-based feeding program. See also Birds, Farming.
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56. Texas Railroad Commissioner
The Texas Railroad Commissioner's work actually has nothing to do with railroads. He's in charge of oil and gas production instead. See also Texas.
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57. Dittybopper
Someone who communicates by Morse Code. See also Military, Telecommunications.
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58. Substitute Teacher
A job that mostly involves allowing chaos in the classroom and mispronouncing Indian names.
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60. Groom of the King's Close Stool
A trusted man whose job it was to wipe the king's bottom. See also Bathroom, Medieval, Scatological.