Funny Phrases

1. I’m Busier Than a One-Handed, Alcoholic Smoker

See also Alcohol, Smoking.

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2. Hakuna Matoddler

It means no relaxing for the rest of your days. See also Children.

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3. Snoot Boop

Also known as a tap on the nose. See also Dogs.

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4. Mr. Owl Ate My Metal Worm

Womp womp. See also Palindromes.

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5. I’m Not Weird. I’m Limited Edition.

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6. YouTube, iTube, We All Tube

YouTube’s slogan before it was acquired by Google. See also Internet.

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7. Chai Tea

“Chai” is Hindi for tea, so it means “tea tea.” See also Redundant.

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8. Most Likely to be Hopped Up on Mountain Dew

What my golf coach decided to award me with at our golf banquet.

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9. It’s No Use!

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10. Да не, да не да

Russian, directly translated as "yes no, yes no yes", meaning "No and no". "Да не" means "no", "да" means "yes", but sometimes can mean "and", and "не да" means "not yes", aka "no". See also Russian.

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