Funny Phrases

Funny Phrases

1. Most Likely to be Hopped Up on Mountain Dew

What my golf coach decided to award me with at our golf banquet.

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2. It’s No Use!

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3. Да не, да не да

Russian, directly translated as "yes no, yes no yes", meaning "No and no". "Да не" means "no", "да" means "yes", but sometimes can mean "and", and "не да" means "not yes", aka "no". See also Russian.

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4. Liar, Liar, Pants Expired

It would suck to have expired pants.

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5. Saint-Saëns Et Cinq-cent-et-cinquante-cinq Chiens Chantent Chansons

French for “Saint-Saëns and five hundred dogs are singing songs.” See also French.

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6. Un Vert Ver Va Vers un Verre Vert

French for “A green worm goes to a green glass.” See also French.

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7. A Bo’o’o’wo’a

Commonly said by the British, think about it. See also British, Water.

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8. Darn It, Martha!

Doesn’t matter if their name is Martha or not, just say it.

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9. Spidermani Tüdruksõber

Spiderman’s girlfriend in Estonian. See also Estonian.

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10. Yeah, No, Totally, Of Course Not

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