Funny Phrases

1. ‘Til Debt Do Us Apart

See also Marriage.

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2. Slap Pals

A good way to ruin a friendship. See also Palindromes.

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3. Crooks and Nannies

See also Malapropisms.

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4. The Pokey

Old-people talk for jail. I actually find this one funny. See also Jail, Police.

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5. Pretty Fly for a WI-FI

Perfect name for the WI-FI router. See also Internet.

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6. My Man, That’s Crazy, But Did I Ask?

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7. Yo Tengo Un Gato En Mis Pantalones

See also Cats, Pants, Spanish.

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8. All the Faith He Had Had Had Had No Effect on the Outcome of His Life

Makes sense.

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9. Firstborn Unicorn, Hardcore Soft Porn

Lyric from Californication by Red Hot Chili Peppers.

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10. Une Mûre Mûre Murmurée Au Mur

French for “a ripe blackberry murmured to the wall.” See also French.

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