Funny Phrases

1. I Sneezed With Great Fury, Therefore the Throne is Rightfully Mine

See also Royalty.

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2. I Farted Thenceforth I am King

See also Flatulence, Royalty.

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3. We’re Doin’ It, We’e Pickin’ Our Nose and Chewin’ It

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4. Eminem is a Candy Rapper

If you don’t get it, say it out loud. See also Candy.

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5. I’m Busier Than a One-Handed, Alcoholic Smoker

See also Alcohol, Smoking.

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6. Hakuna Matoddler

It means no relaxing for the rest of your days. See also Children.

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7. Snoot Boop

Also known as a tap on the nose. See also Dogs.

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8. Mr. Owl Ate My Metal Worm

Womp womp. See also Palindromes.

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9. I’m Not Weird. I’m Limited Edition.

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10. YouTube, iTube, We All Tube

YouTube’s slogan before it was acquired by Google. See also Internet.

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