Funny Phrases

Funny Phrases

1. To Serve and Correct

The Grammar Police's motto. Ironically enough, it's not even a complete sentence; it is a sentence fragment and oH GOD IT'S SPREADING. See also Grammar, Ironic, Police.

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2. Getting My Spells

See also Old-Timey.

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3. Oy with the Poodles Already!

Gilmore Girls, anyone?

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4. Fake News

Anything Trump doesn't like on the news. See also Presidents.

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5. Chess World Rattled as Someone Nearly Wins Game

Greatest headline ever on 538.com. See also Chess.

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6. The Labradoodle Doodle Dude'll Do

Or, the hybrid dog sketcher is sufficient for the job. See also Dogs.

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7. Would Exploratory Oratory Bore a Tory?

Or, would experimental speeches put a member of the Conservative party to sleep? See also Politics.

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8. Scott's Cot Caught a Scot's Ascot

Or, Scott from Scotland's tie got trapped in his bed. See also Scottish.

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9. Obsequious Factotum

A docile butt-kisser. See also Politics.

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10. Twice Baked Irish Potato

When you split a baked potato, fart in it, and shut it again. See also Flatulence.

Added by Anthony on April 21, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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