Funny Phrases

Funny Phrases

1. The Labradoodle Doodle Dude'll Do

Or, the hybrid dog sketcher is sufficient for the job. See also Dogs.

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2. Would Exploratory Oratory Bore a Tory?

Or, would experimental speeches put a member of the Conservative party to sleep? See also Politics.

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3. Scott's Cot Caught a Scot's Ascot

Or, Scott from Scotland's tie got trapped in his bed. See also Scottish.

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4. Obsequious Factotum

A docile butt-kisser. See also Politics.

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5. Twice Baked Irish Potato

When you split a baked potato, fart in it, and shut it again. See also Flatulence.

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6. S. C. H. O. O. L.

Seven
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Lives See also Schools, Teachers.

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7. Don't Stomp Snek

The more modern version of "Don't Tread on Me". And it even has 13 letters. See also Snakes.

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8. Intergluteal Cleft

The medical name for the butt crack. See also Sophomoric.

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9. Innerer Schweinehund

German for "inner pig dog," used to describe your inner demons or weaker self. See also German.

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10. Milkshake Duck

I'm surprised no one has typed this yet, despite it being the Maquarie Dictionary word of the year.

By the way, it means a story that seems innocent at first, but escalates into something bad after further investigation. Take the coiner of the word's short story, for example:

The whole internet loves Milkshake Duck, a lovely duck that drinks milkshakes! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the duck is racist. See also Internet.

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