Funny Phrases

Funny Phrases

1. Une Mûre Mûre Murmurée Au Mur

French for “a ripe blackberry murmured to the wall.” See also French.

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2. Go Hang a Salami! I’m a Lasagna Hog!

See also Palindromes.

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3. Your Welcome Mat

There was a guy who gave a welcome mat to Matt and said “Your welcome mat.” Matt said “Thanks.” The guy then said, “You’re welcome, Matt.”

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4. Was It Eliot's Toilet I Saw?

My favorite palindrome. See also Palindromes.

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5. Magical Fingeys

When something's not working but that one person gets it to work. They have magical fingeys.

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6. umop ap!sdn

Turn your screen upside down. 😉

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7. Le Ver Va Vers Le Verre Vert

"The worm goes towards the green glass" in French. See also French.

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8. Gosh Didily Darnit

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9. Flying Buttress

See also Architecture.

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10. Counter Canter

When a horse runs the wrong way. Seriously. Look it up. See also Horses.

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