Funny Phrases

1. My Man, That’s Crazy, But Did I Ask?

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2. Yo Tengo Un Gato En Mis Pantalones

See also Cats, Pants, Spanish.

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3. All the Faith He Had Had Had Had No Effect on the Outcome of His Life

Makes sense.

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4. Firstborn Unicorn, Hardcore Soft Porn

Lyric from Californication by Red Hot Chili Peppers.

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5. Une Mûre Mûre Murmurée Au Mur

French for “a ripe blackberry murmured to the wall.” See also French.

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6. Go Hang a Salami! I’m a Lasagna Hog!

See also Palindromes.

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7. Your Welcome Mat

There was a guy who gave a welcome mat to Matt and said “Your welcome mat.” Matt said “Thanks.” The guy then said, “You’re welcome, Matt.”

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8. Was It Eliot's Toilet I Saw?

My favorite palindrome. See also Palindromes.

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9. Magical Fingeys

When something's not working but that one person gets it to work. They have magical fingeys.

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10. umop ap!sdn

Turn your screen upside down. 🙃

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