Funny Phrases

Funny Phrases

1. Millennial Garbage

A commonly used expression to describe things from the millennial generations like avocado toast that don’t make sense to younger and older generations. See also Millennials.

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2. Jibba-Jabba

A phrase Mr. T commonly used when calling BS, for example, "Stop all that jibba-jabba fool!" See also Celebrities.

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3. To Serve and Correct

The Grammar Police's motto. Ironically enough, it's not even a complete sentence; it is a sentence fragment and oH GOD IT'S SPREADING. See also Grammar, Ironic, Police.

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4. Getting My Spells

See also Old-Timey.

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5. Oy with the Poodles Already!

Gilmore Girls, anyone?

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6. Fake News

Anything Trump doesn't like on the news. See also Presidents.

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7. Chess World Rattled as Someone Nearly Wins Game

Greatest headline ever on 538.com. See also Chess.

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8. The Labradoodle Doodle Dude'll Do

Or, the hybrid dog sketcher is sufficient for the job. See also Dogs.

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9. Would Exploratory Oratory Bore a Tory?

Or, would experimental speeches put a member of the Conservative party to sleep? See also Politics.

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10. Scott's Cot Caught a Scot's Ascot

Or, Scott from Scotland's tie got trapped in his bed. See also Scottish.

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