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91. Interpretive Jiggery-Pokery

How justice Antonin Scalia described a recent Supreme Court decision upholding the Affordable Care Act.

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92. Hold My Beer. Hey Everyone, Watch This!

Famous last words. See also Alcohol.

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93. Twenty-Three Skidoo

But most accounts, twenty-three is the world's funniest number. See also Old-Timey.

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94. Piss on Your Bliss

Aka, harsh your mellow.

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95. Late Bird Gets the Turd

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96. Seagull Management

A seagull manager flies in, makes a lot of noise, sh*ts on everything, then flies off again leaving a huge mess behind. See also Work.

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97. Sara Moos and Eats Grass

Stage directions for a cow. See also Theater.

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98. Hard at Twerk

Twerking hard or hardly twerking?

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99. Tiny Talk

Really small small-talk.

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100. 1,2. Bis-hydroxy Chickenwire

In organic chemistry class, what to name a structure containing at least one benzene ring, when you have no idea what is actually is. See also Science.

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