Funny Phrases

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91. Gad About

According to dictionary.com, "to move restlessly or aimlessly from one place to another."

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92. LíEsprit De LíEscalier

French for "staircase wit", this phrase describes thinking of a clever comeback when it is too late. See also French.

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93. Witcha Ditcha

E.g., "Hey, you didn't bring any napkins witcha ditcha?" See also Redneck.

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94. Thumb Toe

You know, the big one. See also Body, Made Up.

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95. Dead Meat

What your little brother was going to be if he touched your stuff again. See also 80's.

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96. Oven-Mitt Hot

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97. Damn the Man

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98. Over the Shoulder Boulder Holders

Or, more simply, a bra. See also Lingerie.

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99. Pull a Boner

To make a big mistake, a social faux pas, to err.

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100. Meat Without Feet

See also Fish, Meat.

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