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91. Eschew Obfuscation

What? See also Hypocritical.

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92. Soup Sandwich

When something goes terribly wrong, e.g. you tried to make a soup sandwich.

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93. Can't Reach It, Don't Need It

See also Lazy.

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94. Hapax Legomenon

A word that only appears once in a written work, whether a book, body of work, or language. For example, "Honorificabilitudinitatibus" only appears once in Shakespeare's writing. See also Literature.

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95. Go Eat a Bike

A phrase I often use when I run out of comebacks.

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96. Interpretive Jiggery-Pokery

How justice Antonin Scalia described a recent Supreme Court decision upholding the Affordable Care Act.

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97. Hold My Beer. Hey Everyone, Watch This!

Famous last words. See also Alcohol.

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98. Twenty-Three Skidoo

But most accounts, twenty-three is the world's funniest number. See also Old-Timey.

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99. Piss on Your Bliss

Aka, harsh your mellow.

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100. Late Bird Gets the Turd

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