Funny Phrases

Funny Phrases

91. 4 Score and 7 Beers Ago

See also Alcohol.

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92. Cashing Checks and Breaking Necks

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93. Toptional Beach

See also Nudity.

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94. It's a Christmas Miracle!

Best said any day but Christmas. See also Christmas, Holidays.

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95. Achin' for Steak and Bacon

See also Commercials, Fast Food.

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96. Experimenting with Drugs and Sex

Speculate, form a hypothesis, test your knowledge, gather results. See also Drugs, Science, Sex.

Added by DieterW on May 31, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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97. Dew Me!

Pass the Mountain Dew, please.

Added by BillDrewson on May 6, 2011| Comment | You Like This |

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98. Aww Jeez, Here We Go Again!

See also Midwestern.

Added by Frank on February 20, 2011| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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99. Cutting a Rug

... with your razor-sharp dancin' shoes.

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100. Brother from Another Mother

See also Family.

Added by a Guest on January 14, 2011| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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