Funny Phrases

Funny Phrases

81. Derping

A generalized term for someone that just made a mistake, did something idiotic, or effed up. Cartwheel into a table: Hurp derp durr.

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82. Topsy Turvy

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83. 4 Score and 7 Beers Ago

See also Alcohol.

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84. Cashing Checks and Breaking Necks

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85. Toptional Beach

See also Nudity.

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86. It's a Christmas Miracle!

Best said any day but Christmas. See also Christmas, Holidays.

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87. Achin' for Steak and Bacon

See also Commercials, Fast Food.

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88. Experimenting with Drugs and Sex

Speculate, form a hypothesis, test your knowledge, gather results. See also Drugs, Science, Sex.

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89. Dew Me!

Pass the Mountain Dew, please.

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90. Aww Jeez, Here We Go Again!

See also Midwestern.

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