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Funny Advice

1. *Talking About Clowns* "When They Come Up to be Like 'Hey, I'm Another Clown but I'm off Tonight'"

Wonderfull advice learned in drivers education.

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Funny People

2. "Do You Stalk Him on Instagram?" -Me, "He Doesn't Use Instagram" -Friend 1, "Ya He Does, I Checked" -Friend 2, "So, Yes?"- Me

Analyzing the amount of time we spend thinking about certain people.

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Funny Phrases

3. In Holy Mattress Money

When matrimony won't do. See also Malapropisms, Marriage.

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Funny Quotes

4. *In Science* Kenzie, What is Something That is Super Salty?" "Me -Me"

My initial answer.

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Funny Quotes

5. "Guys Are Like Cattle, One Goes the Rest Follow. Females Are Like 'uh I Don't Like Her, So'" -History Teacher

I question our history class sometimes...

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Funny Quotes

6. "Fall's That Kind of Season Where Everything's Dying. Trees Are Dying, Leaves Are Dying, People Are Dying"

Driving for drivers ed was the best.

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7. He Lies Like a Sack of Rocks -Friend

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8. *Low Brass Section is Messing Around* Come One Guys, New Year New Start -Band Teacher, "Can I Have Another New Start I Think I Broke Mine" -Me

Our band class is different...

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