Entries Tagged “Marriage”

Funny Questions

1. What Do You Call a Man with No Money and Ten Pairs of Pants?

Married. See also Marriage.

Added by a Guest on November 27, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

3. Ladies, if a man says he'll fix something, he will. There's no point in telling him about it every six months.

Some great marriage advice there. See also Marriage.

Added by a Guest on June 14, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

5. Wedding Soup

The real reason people get married. See also Marriage.

Added by ssjwesker on May 19, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

6. In Holy Mattress Money

When matrimony won't do. See also Malapropisms, Marriage.

Added by Kenz7 on April 23, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

7. Why Did Ronald McDonald's Wife Leave Him

The marriage was bad. See also Clowns, Marriage.

Added by PYRo358 on October 10, 2016| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

8. Marriage is the Number One Cause of Divorce

See also Marriage.

Added by a Guest on September 2, 2016| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

10. Epithalamions

Per Wikipedia, "a poem written specifically for the bride on the way to her marital chamber." See also Literature, Marriage, Sex.

Added by a Guest on June 20, 2015| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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