20 Entries Tagged “Marriage”
Funny Advice
1. If at First You Don't Succeed, Do It the Way Your Wife Told You To
She knows all. See also Marriage.
Funny Questions
3. What Do You Call a Man with No Money and Ten Pairs of Pants?
Married. See also Marriage.
Funny Quotes
4. "Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed."
Funny Advice
5. Ladies, if a man says he'll fix something, he will. There's no point in telling him about it every six months.
Some great marriage advice there. See also Marriage.
Funny Advice
6. Try Not to Yell at Each Other Unless the House is on Fire
Marriage advice. See also Marriage.
Funny Advice
7. Marry Someone Who Has a Different Favorite Cereal than You So They Won't Eat All of Yours
See also Breakfast, Marriage.
Funny Anti-Jokes
10. Why Did Ronald McDonald's Wife Leave Him
The marriage was bad. See also Clowns, Marriage.