22 Entries Tagged “Marriage”

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. My Wife Says I’m Dead, but I’m Really Just Ghosting Her

See also Ghosts, Marriage.

Added by a Guest on May 8, 2023| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

2. If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for one day. If you teach a man to fish, you’ll have the house to yourself.

The surest way to avoid divorce. See also Fishing, Marriage.

Added by a Guest on May 1, 2023| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

3. If at First You Don't Succeed, Do It the Way Your Wife Told You To

She knows all. See also Marriage.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on October 27, 2022| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

4. ‘Til Debt Do Us Apart

See also Marriage.

Added by a Guest on June 21, 2022| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

5. What Do You Call a Man with No Money and Ten Pairs of Pants?

Married. See also Marriage.

Added by a Guest on November 27, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

6. "Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed."

- Albert Einstein See also Marriage, Men, Women.

Added by Sarah69999 on October 25, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Advice

7. Ladies, if a man says he'll fix something, he will. There's no point in telling him about it every six months.

Some great marriage advice there. See also Marriage.

Added by a Guest on June 14, 2018| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

8. Try Not to Yell at Each Other Unless the House is on Fire

Marriage advice. See also Marriage.

Added by a Guest on May 16, 2018| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

9. Marry Someone Who Has a Different Favorite Cereal than You So They Won't Eat All of Yours

See also Breakfast, Marriage.

Added by a Guest on March 27, 2018| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

10. Wedding Soup

The real reason people get married. See also Marriage.

Added by ssjwesker on May 19, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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