143 Entries Tagged “Alcohol”

Funny Songs

1. I’m Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home

A 1982 country song by David Frizzell. See also Alcohol.

Added by YellowCard268 on September 30, 2020| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

2. Cement Mixer

Widely regarded as one fo the worst shots ever. One part Baileys Irish Cream curdled by one part lime juice swished about the mouth. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on August 12, 2020| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

3. Juoksukalja

The Finnish word for pilfered beer. Directly translates to running-beer. See also Alcohol, Finnish.

Added by a Guest on May 24, 2020| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

4. Mead

The official alcoholic drink of Dungeons & Dragons. See also Alcohol, Games.

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Funny Drinks

5. Florida Man's Holy Water

Also known as Bud Light. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Observations

6. Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, it's probably because you're drunk.

See also Alcohol.

Added by plzmaketoast on January 17, 2020| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

7. Amber Moon

Crack an egg into a glass and add some Tabasco sauce, Worcestershire sauce and liquor.
Results may vary from disgusting to strangely amazing. See also Alcohol.

Added by KILLAKING on January 5, 2020| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

8. Bilk

Apparently beer mixed with milk. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on November 12, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

9. The Bad Ass

Equal parts gin, vodka, whiskey, brandy, beer and red/white wine. Serve in a galvanized bucket, spray painted gold and silver, garnish with a whole rutabaga and a dirty tire tool for a stir stick. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on August 20, 2019| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Nicknames

10. Beernuts

What we call my dog when she nuzzles your beer over. See also Alcohol, Dogs.

Added by a Guest on August 12, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

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