Entries Tagged “Alcohol”
Funny T-Shirts
1. Drink Wisconsinbly Shop
As in the heaviest drinking state of the nation. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
Funny Things
4. The Baptist Drive-Thru
If you've ever lived in a dry county, you'll understand. It's the alcohol store just across the county line. See also Alcohol, Religion.
Funny Names
5. A Frayed Knot
A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."
The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.
The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"
The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot." See also Alcohol.
Funny Sayings
9. Das Ist Dein Bier Nicht
German way of saying "That's none of your business" that translates to "That's not your beer". See also Alcohol, German.
Funny Places
10. Booze Crossing, Arizona
Where it's advised to drink booze while crossing the street. See also Alcohol.