153 Entries Tagged “Alcohol”
Funny Advice
1. Drinking whiskey? Put a teabag in there to avoid being judged for day drinking.
See also Alcohol.
Funny Things to Do
2. Leaving Out Whiskey for Santa
It’s a surprise that Santa hasn't crashed yet! Or maybe those elves of his cover it up… See also Alcohol, Christmas.
Funny Quotes
4. “If rum can’t fix it, you’re not using enough rum.”
―Captain Jack Sparrow See also Alcohol, Pirates.
Funny Drinks
5. To Beer or Not to Beer
A 50/50 mix of root beer and beer. See also Alcohol, Made Up, Soda.
Funny Drinks
6. Pussyfoot
Apparently non-alcoholic drink, but I’m too scared to look it up on my school computer. See also Alcohol, Sophomoric.
Funny Drinks
7. Kumis
To make a long description short, this is just horse milk with alcohol. See also Alcohol, Horses.
Funny Quotes
9. “I’ve had 18 straight whiskeys… I think that’s the record.”
Last words of the poet Dylan Thomas. See also Alcohol, Poetry.
Funny Drinks
10. Not Your Father’s Root Beer
But it is. This is an alcoholic root beer. Wait a few more years, little Timmy. See also Alcohol, Misleading.