160 Entries Tagged “Alcohol”

Funny Phrases

1. I’m Busier Than a One-Handed, Alcoholic Smoker

See also Alcohol, Smoking.

Added by lesclaypool3 on February 20, 2026| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

2. Beer, But It Tastes Like It Does on TV

Heavenly. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on August 30, 2025| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

3. Ciskey

Coffee and whiskey. See also Alcohol, Coffee.

Added by a Guest on February 19, 2025| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

4. Hilk

Hennessy and milk. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on August 29, 2024| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

5. Gatorwine

Gatorade mixed with wine. Apparently it’s not bad. See also Alcohol, Wine.

Added by a Guest on August 21, 2024| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

6. Schnapsidee

German for ideas and plans so ludicrous that they must have been conceived while drunk. See also Alcohol, German.

Added by a Guest on September 4, 2023| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

7. The Alcohol Removed from Non-alcoholic Drinks

Where did it all go? See also Alcohol.

Added by MXpetrichor on August 21, 2023| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

8. Drinking whiskey? Put a teabag in there to avoid being judged for day drinking.

See also Alcohol.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on April 24, 2023| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

9. Leaving Out Whiskey for Santa

It’s a surprise that Santa hasn't crashed yet! Or maybe those elves of his cover it up… See also Alcohol, Christmas.

Added by StevieScrawms on February 28, 2023| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

10. Alcohol, Because No Great Story Started from Eating a Salad

See also Alcohol.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on November 17, 2022| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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