Entries Tagged “Alcohol”

Funny Things

1. The Baptist Drive-Thru

If you've ever lived in a dry county, you'll understand. It's the alcohol store just across the county line. See also Alcohol, Religion.

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Funny Names

2. A Frayed Knot

A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."

The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"

The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot." See also Alcohol.

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Funny Names

3. Young Boozer

The name of Alabama's state treasurer. See also Alcohol, Politics.

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Funny Drinks

4. Vodkoke

Vodka and Coke. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

5. An Irishman Walked out of a Bar

See also Alcohol.

Added by BladeSword on September 21, 2017| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

6. Das Ist Dein Bier Nicht

German way of saying "That's none of your business" that translates to "That's not your beer". See also Alcohol, German.

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Funny Places

7. Booze Crossing, Arizona

Where it's advised to drink booze while crossing the street. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Diseases

8. Auto-Brewery Syndrome

Seriously—you can make beer in your gut and get drunk off it. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Drinks

9. Babycham

A fake Champagne made of fermented pears that was popular in the UK in the 60's and 70's. Also, the first alcoholic drink to be advertised on British television, and a product well known for it's iconic logo. See also 60's, Alcohol, British.

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Funny Advice

10. If You're Drinking to Forget, Pay in Advance

See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on February 6, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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