Entries Tagged “Alcohol”
1. The Chore
Vodka and dishwater mixed into a refreshing beverage. (Don't try this at home.) See also Alcohol.
Made by emptying the bar mat into a shot glass and then given as a "treat" to the most obnoxious person in the place. See also Alcohol.
See also Alcohol.
As in the heaviest drinking state of the nation. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
If you've ever lived in a dry county, you'll understand. It's the alcohol store just across the county line. See also Alcohol, Religion.
10. A Frayed Knot
A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."
The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.
The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"
The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot." See also Alcohol.