149 Entries Tagged “Alcohol”

Funny Drinks

1. Kumis

To make a long description short, this is just horse milk with alcohol. See also Alcohol, Horses.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 11, 2022| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

2. Pussyfoot

Apparently non-alcoholic drink, but I’m too scared to look it up on my school computer. See also Alcohol, Sophomoric.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 11, 2022| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

3. Dad’s Old Fashioned Angry Juice

Also known as beer. See also Alcohol, Beer, Dads.

Added by a Guest on October 30, 2021| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

4. “I’ve had 18 straight whiskeys… I think that’s the record.”

Last words of the poet Dylan Thomas. See also Alcohol, Poetry.

Added by Stealth01 on October 27, 2021| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

5. Not Your Father’s Root Beer

But it is. This is an alcoholic root beer. Wait a few more years, little Timmy. See also Alcohol, Misleading.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on October 17, 2021| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

6. Potvaliant

To be brave as a result of being drunk, aka “Dutch Courage.” See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on August 9, 2021| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

7. Smoker's Cough

A shot of Jagermeister topped with a spoonful of mayonaise. See also Alcohol, Gross.

Added by a Guest on February 22, 2021| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Songs

8. I’m Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home

A 1982 country song by David Frizzell. See also Alcohol.

Added by YellowCard268 on September 30, 2020| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

9. Cement Mixer

Widely regarded as one fo the worst shots ever. One part Baileys Irish Cream curdled by one part lime juice swished about the mouth. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on August 12, 2020| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Words

10. Juoksukalja

The Finnish word for pilfered beer. Directly translates to running-beer. See also Alcohol, Finnish.

Added by a Guest on May 24, 2020| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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