144 Entries Tagged “Alcohol”
Funny Drinks
1. Smoker's Cough
A shot of Jägermeister topped with a spoonful of mayonaise. See also Alcohol, Gross.
Funny Songs
2. I’m Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home
A 1982 country song by David Frizzell. See also Alcohol.
Funny Drinks
3. Cement Mixer
Widely regarded as one fo the worst shots ever. One part Baileys Irish Cream curdled by one part lime juice swished about the mouth. See also Alcohol.
Funny Words
4. Juoksukalja
The Finnish word for pilfered beer. Directly translates to running-beer. See also Alcohol, Finnish.
Funny Observations
7. Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, it's probably because you're drunk.
See also Alcohol.
Funny Drinks
8. Amber Moon
Crack an egg into a glass and add some Tabasco sauce, Worcestershire sauce and liquor.
Results may vary from disgusting to strangely amazing. See also Alcohol.
Funny Drinks
10. The Bad Ass
Equal parts gin, vodka, whiskey, brandy, beer and red/white wine. Serve in a galvanized bucket, spray painted gold and silver, garnish with a whole rutabaga and a dirty tire tool for a stir stick. See also Alcohol.