Entries Tagged “Alcohol”

Funny Drinks

1. Hammer

Vodka and apple juice instead of vodka and orange juice, aka a screwdriver. See also Alcohol, Apples, Tools.

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Funny T-Shirts

2. Drink Wisconsinbly Shop

As in the heaviest drinking state of the nation. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

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Funny Drinks

3. Grocery-Store Brand Beer

You drink to forget but always remember. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Drinks

4. Scotchsi

Scotch n' Pepsi. Bottoms up. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Things

5. The Baptist Drive-Thru

If you've ever lived in a dry county, you'll understand. It's the alcohol store just across the county line. See also Alcohol, Religion.

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Funny Names

6. A Frayed Knot

A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."

The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"

The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot." See also Alcohol.

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Funny Names

7. Young Boozer

The name of Alabama's state treasurer. See also Alcohol, Politics.

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Funny Drinks

8. Vodkoke

Vodka and Coke. See also Alcohol.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

9. An Irishman Walked out of a Bar

See also Alcohol.

Added by BladeSword on September 21, 2017| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

10. Das Ist Dein Bier Nicht

German way of saying "That's none of your business" that translates to "That's not your beer". See also Alcohol, German.

Added by a Guest on August 22, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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