Entries Tagged “Alcohol”

Vodka and apple juice instead of vodka and orange juice, aka a screwdriver. See also Alcohol, Apples, Tools.

Added by a Guest on October 13, 2018| 2 Comments | 11 people like this You Like This | Unlike

3. Drink Wisconsinbly Shop

As in the heaviest drinking state of the nation. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

Added by a Guest on August 12, 2018| 1 Comment | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

4. Grocery-Store Brand Beer

You drink to forget but always remember. See also Alcohol.

Added by ryvnmb on May 30, 2018| Comment | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5. Scotchsi

Scotch n' Pepsi. Bottoms up. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on May 15, 2018| 1 Comment | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

6. The Baptist Drive-Thru

If you've ever lived in a dry county, you'll understand. It's the alcohol store just across the county line. See also Alcohol, Religion.

Added by a Guest on April 17, 2018| Comment | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."

The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"

The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot." See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on February 23, 2018| 5 Comments | 41 people like this You Like This | Unlike