Entries Tagged “Alcohol”
If you've ever lived in a dry county, you'll understand. It's the alcohol store just across the county line. See also Alcohol, Religion.
A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."
The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.
The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"
The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot." See also Alcohol.
German way of saying "That's none of your business" that translates to "That's not your beer". See also Alcohol, German.
Where it's advised to drink booze while crossing the street. See also Alcohol.
Seriously—you can make beer in your gut and get drunk off it. See also Alcohol.