153 Entries Tagged “Alcohol”

Funny Advice

1. Drinking whiskey? Put a teabag in there to avoid being judged for day drinking.

See also Alcohol.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on April 24, 2023| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

2. Leaving Out Whiskey for Santa

It’s a surprise that Santa hasn't crashed yet! Or maybe those elves of his cover it up… See also Alcohol, Christmas.

Added by StevieScrawms on February 28, 2023| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

3. Alcohol, Because No Great Story Started from Eating a Salad

See also Alcohol.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on November 17, 2022| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

4. “If rum can’t fix it, you’re not using enough rum.”

―Captain Jack Sparrow See also Alcohol, Pirates.

Added by a Guest on October 4, 2022| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

5. To Beer or Not to Beer

A 50/50 mix of root beer and beer. See also Alcohol, Made Up, Soda.

Added by a Guest on April 30, 2022| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

6. Pussyfoot

Apparently non-alcoholic drink, but I’m too scared to look it up on my school computer. See also Alcohol, Sophomoric.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 11, 2022| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

7. Kumis

To make a long description short, this is just horse milk with alcohol. See also Alcohol, Horses.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 11, 2022| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

8. Dad’s Old Fashioned Angry Juice

Also known as beer. See also Alcohol, Beer, Dads.

Added by a Guest on October 30, 2021| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

9. “I’ve had 18 straight whiskeys… I think that’s the record.”

Last words of the poet Dylan Thomas. See also Alcohol, Poetry.

Added by Stealth01 on October 27, 2021| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

10. Not Your Father’s Root Beer

But it is. This is an alcoholic root beer. Wait a few more years, little Timmy. See also Alcohol, Misleading.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on October 17, 2021| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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