151 Entries Tagged “Alcohol”
Funny Quotes
2. “If rum can’t fix it, you’re not using enough rum.”
―Captain Jack Sparrow See also Alcohol, Pirates.
Funny Drinks
3. To Beer or Not to Beer
A 50/50 mix of root beer and beer. See also Alcohol, Made Up, Soda.
Funny Drinks
4. Pussyfoot
Apparently non-alcoholic drink, but I’m too scared to look it up on my school computer. See also Alcohol, Sophomoric.
Funny Drinks
5. Kumis
To make a long description short, this is just horse milk with alcohol. See also Alcohol, Horses.
Funny Quotes
7. “I’ve had 18 straight whiskeys… I think that’s the record.”
Last words of the poet Dylan Thomas. See also Alcohol, Poetry.
Funny Drinks
8. Not Your Father’s Root Beer
But it is. This is an alcoholic root beer. Wait a few more years, little Timmy. See also Alcohol, Misleading.
Funny Words
9. Potvaliant
To be brave as a result of being drunk, aka “Dutch Courage.” See also Alcohol.
Funny Drinks
10. Smoker's Cough
A shot of Jagermeister topped with a spoonful of mayonaise. See also Alcohol, Gross.