155 Entries Tagged “Alcohol”

Funny Advice

41. If You're Drinking to Forget, Pay in Advance

See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on February 6, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

42. Poisoned Wine

A surefire way to dispatch kings, landlords, or anyone with a significant amount of money. See also Alcohol, Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on November 21, 2016| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

43. The Angry German

Made with Blackberry schnapps, Amaretto, Jagermiester and a little lime juice. Turn up the Rammstein! See also Alcohol, German.

Added by a Guest on October 25, 2016| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

44. Dumping a Cold Bucket of Water on a Drunkard

See also Alcohol, Old-Timey.

Added by a Guest on August 14, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

45. Gin-Up

Gin and 7-up. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on July 3, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

46. Trump Wine

Why does he market it if he won't drink it himself? See also Alcohol, Hypocritical, Politics.

Added by a Guest on April 14, 2016| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

47. Life is Not a Fairy Tale. If You Lose Your Shoe at Midnight, You're Drunk

See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on April 8, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

48. Go Drunk. You're Home.

See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on April 8, 2016| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

49. I Am, Therefore I Drink

See also Alcohol.

Added by Joe on September 4, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

50. Schaefer is the One Beer to Have when You're Having More than One.

In other words, it's the beer to get drunk on.

This was the slogan of Schaefer Beer, a now defunct brand that at one time was the fifth-largest brewer in the United States and was particularly popular in Puerto Rico and Guam. See also 70's, Alcohol, Beer.

Added by Chris on May 31, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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