160 Entries Tagged “Alcohol”

Funny Sayings

61. You Only Rent Beer

See also Alcohol, Bathroom.

Added by Ryan on September 29, 2014| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

62. Rocket Fuel

Gatorade and vodka. You'll be soaring. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on September 16, 2014| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

63. Yorsch

A 50/50 mix of Vodka and beer. Enjoy. See also Alcohol, Russian.

Added by a Guest on August 25, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

64. Trying to Urinate into the Same Bottle That Got You Drunk

See also Alcohol, Bathroom, Drunk.

Added by a Guest on June 23, 2014| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

65. Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

The best alcoholic fictional drink in existence. According to the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, this drink makes you feel like your brains have been smashed out by gold brick wrapped around a lemon and if anyone does eventually invent this, I will marry them on the spot. See also Alcohol, Fictional.

Added by a Guest on April 13, 2014| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

66. Shirley Temple

A non-alcoholic drink named after child actress Shirley Temple's red hair. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on March 24, 2014| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

67. Bend an Elbow

Have a drink. See also Alcohol.

Added by Zorzi on December 26, 2013| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

68. Test Tube Shots

Available in low-quality bars everywhere. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on December 23, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

69. Mary

A bloody mary without the killings. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on June 26, 2013| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

70. Martimmy

Official drink of the soap opera Passions. Named after the adorable little doll. "Timmy loves a good MarTimmy!" See also Alcohol.

Added by janeyfromthebloc on June 4, 2013| Comment | You Like This |

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