155 Entries Tagged “Alcohol”
Funny Drinks
61. Shirley Temple
A non-alcoholic drink named after child actress Shirley Temple's red hair. See also Alcohol.
Funny Drinks
65. Martimmy
Official drink of the soap opera Passions. Named after the adorable little doll. "Timmy loves a good MarTimmy!" See also Alcohol.
Funny Sayings
66. I Swear to Drunk I'm Not God
The usual excuse for drunks to cops. See also Alcohol.
Funny Sayings
67. I'll Hold Your Beer
What you say to somebody after they (usually drunkenly) claim they are going to do something that everyone but them knows its blatantly stupid. See also Alcohol, Drunk.
Funny Things to Do
69. Violently Retching Seafood Gumbo
...or seafood paella. This will strike you as even more hilarious if you've actually done it. See also Alcohol.
Funny Diseases
70. Saturday Night Palsy
Caused by nerve compression when you pass out in an awkward position. See also Alcohol.