160 Entries Tagged “Alcohol”

Funny Drinks

51. Trump Wine

Why does he market it if he won't drink it himself? See also Alcohol, Hypocritical, Politics.

Added by a Guest on April 14, 2016| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

52. Go Drunk. You're Home.

See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on April 8, 2016| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

53. Life is Not a Fairy Tale. If You Lose Your Shoe at Midnight, You're Drunk

See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on April 8, 2016| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

54. I Am, Therefore I Drink

See also Alcohol.

Added by Joe on September 4, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

55. Schaefer is the One Beer to Have when You're Having More than One.

In other words, it's the beer to get drunk on.

This was the slogan of Schaefer Beer, a now defunct brand that at one time was the fifth-largest brewer in the United States and was particularly popular in Puerto Rico and Guam. See also 70's, Alcohol, Beer.

Added by Chris on May 31, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Products

56. Beer Pouring Robot

For those too drunk to pour themselves another glass of beer. See also Alcohol.

Added by ntpony360 on January 18, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

57. Blush

A mix of white and red wines designed as a substitute for rosé, often served in jugs. See also 80's, Alcohol.

Added by Brian on January 10, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

58. Voo Dew

Vodka and Mountain Dew. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on January 8, 2015| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

59. Hold My Beer. Hey Everyone, Watch This!

Famous last words. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on January 2, 2015| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

60. Alcoholics Anonymous is for Quitters

See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on October 19, 2014| Comment | You Like This |

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