160 Entries Tagged “Alcohol”

Funny Sayings

71. I Swear to Drunk I'm Not God

The usual excuse for drunks to cops. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on February 14, 2013| Comment | 60 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

72. I'll Hold Your Beer

What you say to somebody after they (usually drunkenly) claim they are going to do something that everyone but them knows its blatantly stupid. See also Alcohol, Drunk.

Added by a Guest on November 1, 2012| Comment | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Phrases

73. 4 Score and 7 Beers Ago

Funny Things to Do

74. Violently Retching Seafood Gumbo

...or seafood paella. This will strike you as even more hilarious if you've actually done it. See also Alcohol.

Added by SpaceParasites on January 17, 2012| Comment | 6 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Diseases

75. Saturday Night Palsy

Caused by nerve compression when you pass out in an awkward position. See also Alcohol.

Added by a Guest on January 12, 2012| 1 Comment | 32 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Diseases

76. Dipsomania

An uncontrollable craving for alcohol. See also Alcohol, Old-Timey.

Added by Anthony on December 1, 2011| 3 Comments | 20 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things to Do

77. Crushing Empty Beer Cans with Your Forehead

Funny Drinks

78. Four Loko

Party in a can. Named after it's four main ingredients... alcohol, caffeine, taurine, and guarana... Loko right? See also Alcohol, Teenagers.

Added by SLOWCOOKR on April 19, 2011| 3 Comments | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny T-Shirts

79. In Dog Beers I've Only Had One! Shop

Good boy. See also Alcohol, Dogs.

Added by Corey on March 30, 2011| Comment | 34 people like this You Like This | Unlike