36 Entries Tagged “Death”

Funny Quotes

1. “I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.”

―Woody Allen See also Death.

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Funny Euphemisms

2. Wooden Onsie

Also known as a coffin. See also Death.

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Funny Euphemisms

3. The Forever Box

Also know as a Coffin. See also Death.

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Funny Sayings

4. A True Best Friend is One Who Immediately Clears Your Search History After You Die

See also Death, Internet.

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Funny Observations

5. Embalming is the Final Spa Day

See also Death.

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Funny Quotes

6. “Turn me over, I’m done on this side.”

Famous last words of Saint Lawrence as he was being burned alive. What a legend. See also Death, Fire.

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Funny Quotes

7. “Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries!’”

The last words of James French, a serial killer who was put to death by electric chair. See also Death.

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Funny Quotes

8. “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.”

―Mark Twain See also Death.

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Funny Observations

9. In 50 Years Facebook Will be an Online Graveyard

😳 See also Death, Facebook, Internet.

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Funny Euphemisms

10. Night Night Permanent

Also known as death. See also Death.

Added by a Guest on May 9, 2023| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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