52 Entries Tagged “Cats”

Funny Phrases

1. Yo Tengo Un Gato En Mis Pantalones

See also Cats, Pants, Spanish.

Added by a Guest on July 14, 2021| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Names

2. James Garfield

Imagine being named after a fictional cat. See also Cats, Presidents.

Added by a Guest on May 17, 2021| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

3. What do you call a cat stuck in a tree?

Any suggestions? It seems a common enough occurrence to have a name for it at this point. See also Cats, Trees.

Added by SoggyIceCreamSock on April 8, 2021| 22 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Names

4. Garfield Arbuckle

Garfield’s full name. See also Cartoons, Cats, Comics.

Added by a Guest on March 19, 2021| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

5. Cat Bather

This might not end well… See also Cats.

Added by a Guest on January 26, 2021| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

6. What Do You Call a Cat with Two Heads?

Dead and in a museum. See also Cats.

Added by a Guest on January 1, 2021| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Instruments

8. Cat Piano

A piano that prods cats when you press the keys, causing them to yowl. Kittens make up the high notes with older cats doing the low notes. Familiar to anybody who's read PB. Kerr's Children of the Lamp series. See also Cats.

Added by Jeets123 on June 17, 2020| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

9. Blame the Cat

See also Cats, Pets.

Added by a Guest on May 7, 2020| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Products

10. Inflatable Unicorn Horn For Cats Shop

The box claims "Cats Love It!" Somehow, I have my doubts. See also Cats, Pets.

Added by a Guest on March 15, 2020| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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