56 Entries Tagged “Cats”

Funny Phrases

1. Cat Burglar Burgling Cat

A cat that steals cat burglars. See also Cats, Crime.

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Funny Quotes

2. “If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.”

―Lemony Snicket See also Cats.

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Funny Things to Do

3. Teaching Your Dog to Meow

See also Cats, Dogs.

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Funny Tattoos

4. A Baby Tiger Singing Karaoke

Yep. See also Cats.

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Funny Phrases

5. Yo Tengo Un Gato En Mis Pantalones

See also Cats, Pants, Spanish.

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Funny Names

6. James Garfield

Imagine being named after a fictional cat. See also Cats, Presidents.

Added by a Guest on May 17, 2021| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

7. What do you call a cat stuck in a tree?

Any suggestions? It seems a common enough occurrence to have a name for it at this point. See also Cats, Trees.

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Funny Names

8. Garfield Arbuckle

Garfield’s full name. See also Cartoons, Cats, Comics.

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Funny Jobs

9. Cat Bather

This might not end well… See also Cats.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

10. What Do You Call a Cat with Two Heads?

Dead and in a museum. See also Cats.

Added by a Guest on January 1, 2021| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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