Entries Tagged “Cats”

Funny Euphemisms

1. Useless Dog

Also known as a cat. See also Cats, Dogs.

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Funny Euphemisms

2. The Large Furry Stain on The Couch

Also known as my cat. See also Cats.

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Funny Euphemisms

3. Trainable Cat

Basically a dog. See also Cats, Dogs.

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Funny Euphemisms

4. Tube Cat

Also known as a ferret. See also Cats.

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Funny Names

5. Sheldon, CEO of Shell Oil Corp

This is the name of my cat. See also Cats.

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Funny Books

6. How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety Shop

See also Cats.

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Funny Names

7. Captain Bitey Bite

Name of my grandma's cat. See also Cats.

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Funny Names

8. Climber McBitey

This is my dad's uncle's cat's name. They apparently named him for what he does best. See also Cats.

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Funny Euphemisms

9. Devil's Spawn

Also known as cats. See also Cats.

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Funny Things to Do

10. Make Antigravity

First, get a rope, toast, butter, and a cat.

Second, use the rope to tie the buttered toast to the top of the cat.

Finally, drop the cat. This will create a paradox whereupon the cat has to land on feet, but the toast has to land butter-side down. See also Cats, Dairy, Science.

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