50 Entries Tagged “Cats”

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. What do you call a cat stuck in a tree?

Any suggestions? It seems a common enough occurrence to have a name for it at this point. See also Cats, Trees.

Added by SoggyIceCreamSock on April 8, 2021| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Names

2. Garfield Arbuckle

Garfield’s full name. See also Cartoons, Cats, Comics.

Added by a Guest on March 19, 2021| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Jobs

3. Cat Bather

This might not end well… See also Cats.

Added by a Guest on January 26, 2021| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

4. What Do You Call a Cat with Two Heads?

Dead and in a museum. See also Cats.

Added by a Guest on January 1, 2021| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Observations

5. Cats are smarter than humans. They don’t need to be taught to use the bathroom.

See also Cats.

Added by a Guest on December 26, 2020| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Instruments

6. Cat Piano

A piano that prods cats when you press the keys, causing them to yowl. Kittens make up the high notes with older cats doing the low notes. Familiar to anybody who's read PB. Kerr's Children of the Lamp series. See also Cats.

Added by Jeets123 on June 17, 2020| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Advice

7. Blame the Cat

See also Cats, Pets.

Added by a Guest on May 7, 2020| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Products

8. Inflatable Unicorn Horn For Cats Shop

The box claims "Cats Love It!" Somehow, I have my doubts. See also Cats, Pets.

Added by a Guest on March 15, 2020| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

9. Fluffy Loaf

I'm pretty sure humans call this thing a cat. See also Cats.

Added by annoying.potato23 on July 19, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

10. Fluffy Bag of Spaghetti

What a cat turns into when you try to pick it up. See also Cats.

Added by emoturkeyass1102 on July 2, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

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