Entries Tagged “Cats”
This is my dad's uncle's cat's name. They apparently named him for what he does best. See also Cats.
First, get a rope, toast, butter, and a cat.
Second, use the rope to tie the buttered toast to the top of the cat.
Finally, drop the cat. This will create a paradox whereupon the cat has to land on feet, but the toast has to land butter-side down. See also Cats, Dairy, Science.