58 Entries Tagged “Cats”

Funny Sayings

1. Cats These Days…

My cat peed on me. 😕 See also Cats.

Added by KitKat66 on May 23, 2023| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Names

2. Rocket Batman

I wanted to name our cat Rocket. My brother wanted to name him Batman. This was the compromise. See also Cats.

Added by a Guest on March 16, 2023| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

3. Cat Burglar Burgling Cat

A cat that steals cat burglars. See also Cats, Crime.

Added by a Guest on December 12, 2022| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

4. “If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.”

―Lemony Snicket See also Cats.

Added by That1dumass on November 11, 2022| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

5. Teaching Your Dog to Meow

See also Cats, Dogs.

Added by a Guest on November 11, 2022| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Tattoos

6. A Baby Tiger Singing Karaoke

Yep. See also Cats.

Added by a Guest on July 1, 2022| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Phrases

7. Yo Tengo Un Gato En Mis Pantalones

See also Cats, Pants, Spanish.

Added by a Guest on July 14, 2021| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Names

8. James Garfield

Imagine being named after a fictional cat. See also Cats, Presidents.

Added by a Guest on May 17, 2021| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

9. What do you call a cat stuck in a tree?

Any suggestions? It seems a common enough occurrence to have a name for it at this point. See also Cats, Trees.

Added by SoggyIceCreamSock on April 8, 2021| 26 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Names

10. Garfield Arbuckle

Garfield’s full name. See also Cartoons, Cats, Comics.

Added by a Guest on March 19, 2021| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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