40 Entries Tagged “Fruits”

Funny Anti-Jokes

1. How Many Apples Grow on a Tree?

All of them. See also Fruits.

Added by a Guest on April 24, 2025| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

2. You Look Like You Buy Seedless Grapes, then Hold Them up to the Light to Look for Seeds

See also Fruits.

Added by a Guest on April 17, 2025| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

3. Why Do Bananas Use Sunscreen?

Because they peel very easily. See also Fruits.

Added by a Guest on November 7, 2024| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

4. Women Are Like Strawberries; Sometimes They’re in Grocery Stores

See also Fruits, Women.

Added by a Guest on May 25, 2024| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

5. Yellow Cucumber

Also known as banana. See also Fruits, Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on January 2, 2024| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

6. Eating a Tomato Like an Apple

I do it sometimes. I just really like tomatoes. See also Fruits.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 1, 2024| 15 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

7. Biting Into a Whole, Peeled Orange

Instead of eating it in sections. See also Fruits.

Added by a Guest on December 30, 2023| 9 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

8. Apple Goose

Apple juice, but for geese. See also Birds, Fruits.

Added by a Guest on December 29, 2023| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

9. Earth Apple

Also known as a potato. See also Fruits, Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on March 1, 2023| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

10. Uncovering the Dark Secrets of Pears

They’re weird and unpredictable. See also Fruits.

Added by WaferDukk on April 25, 2022| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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