Entries Tagged “Fruits”

Funny Phobias

1. Malusdomesticaphobia

The fear of apples. See also Apples, Fruits.

Added by mom on December 5, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

3. Hollow out a Banana and Drink Chocolate Milk from It

See also Dairy, Fruits.

Added by Garth on November 6, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

4. Esperidoeidiphobia

The fear of citrus fruits. See also Fruits, Lemons, Oranges.

Added by a Guest on October 25, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

5. An Orange's Pants

Also known as the peel. See also Fruits.

Added by a Guest on October 20, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

6. Apple Water

Apple juice, amirite? See also Fruits.

Added by a Guest on February 16, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

7. What Do You Call a Strawberry That Isn't a Berry?

A strawberry. See also Fruits.

Added by a Guest on April 30, 2017| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

8. I Could Carve a Better Man out of a Banana

Teddy Roosevelt's roast of choice. See also Presidents, Fruits.

Added by a Guest on April 22, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

9. What's the Difference Between an Apple and an Orange?

They're different fruits. See also Fruits.

Added by a Guest on April 8, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

10. "Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."

Attributed to British journalist Miles Kington. See also Fruits.

Added by Matthew on October 21, 2015| 10 Comments | You Like This |

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