Entries Tagged “Fruits”

Funny Euphemisms

1. Apple Water

Apple juice, amirite? See also Fruits.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

2. What Do You Call a Strawberry That Isn't a Berry?

A strawberry. See also Fruits.

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Funny Insults

3. I Could Carve a Better Man out of a Banana

Teddy Roosevelt's roast of choice. See also Presidents, Fruits.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

4. What's the Difference Between an Apple and an Orange?

They're different fruits. See also Fruits.

Added by a Guest on April 8, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Quotes

5. "Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."

Attributed to British journalist Miles Kington. See also Fruits.

Added by Matthew on October 21, 2015| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

6. Giving Your Son or Daughter an Orange for Their Birthday

Watch the spoiled brats cry. See also Birthdays, Fruits, Pranks.

Added by a Guest on October 4, 2015| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

7. What is Red and Invisible?

No tomatoes. See also Fruits.

Added by a Guest on September 20, 2015| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

8. Apple Beverage

The exact same as apple juice, just some shop's version. See also Fruits.

Added by glitterpenguin on September 5, 2015| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Drinks

9. Arange Juice

A mix of apple juice and orange juice. See also Fruits, Made Up.

Added by a Guest on June 8, 2015| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

10. Knowledge is Knowing a Tomato Isn't a Fruit

See also Fruits, Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on June 1, 2015| 9 Comments | You Like This |

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