Entries Tagged “Fruits”

Funny Euphemisms

1. Purple Tree Potato

Also known as a plum. See also Fruits.

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Funny Phobias

2. Malusdomesticaphobia

The fear of apples. See also Apples, Fruits.

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Funny Questions

3. Is orange, the fruit, called orange because it is orange or is orange, the color, called orange because it looks like the fruit?

See also Fruits.

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Funny Things to Do

4. Hollow out a Banana and Drink Chocolate Milk from It

See also Dairy, Fruits.

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Funny Phobias

5. Esperidoeidiphobia

The fear of citrus fruits. See also Fruits, Lemons, Oranges.

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Funny Euphemisms

6. An Orange's Pants

Also known as the peel. See also Fruits.

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Funny Euphemisms

7. Apple Water

Apple juice, amirite? See also Fruits.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

8. What Do You Call a Strawberry That Isn't a Berry?

A strawberry. See also Fruits.

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Funny Insults

9. I Could Carve a Better Man out of a Banana

Teddy Roosevelt's roast of choice. See also Presidents, Fruits.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

10. What's the Difference Between an Apple and an Orange?

They're different fruits. See also Fruits.

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