14 Entries Tagged “Vegetables”

Funny Things to Do

1. Peeling a Carrot into Nothing

It tastes better. See also Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on June 19, 2022| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

2. Edible Rock

Also known as a potato. See also Rocks, Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on February 10, 2021| 13 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

3. Spike Vegetable

Also known as a carrot. See also Vegetables.

Added by KILLAKING on January 5, 2020| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Foods

4. Walkers Brussels Sprouts Crisps

For when you need the least popular Christmas thing on the go. Sold around Christmas in the UK. Other varieties include Turkey And Stuffing and Pigs In Blankets. See also British, Christmas, Vegetables.

Added by awesomeguy21 on November 20, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

5. What's Orange and Sounds Like a Carrot?

A parrot. See also Birds, Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on June 12, 2019| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Instruments

6. Carrot Recorder

There's a YouTube video on how to hollow out a carrot and drill holes in it so you can play it as a recorder. See also Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on February 28, 2019| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

7. Baby Corn

It doesn't even taste like corn. See also Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on December 10, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

8. Why Was the Cat Scared of the Cucumber?

Because cats are scared of cucumbers. See also Cats, Logic, Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on December 19, 2017| 15 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

9. Knowledge is Knowing a Tomato Isn't a Fruit

See also Fruits, Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on June 1, 2015| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

10. Lettuce Vending Machines

Thanks Japan. And Buzzfeed. See also Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on August 27, 2014| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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