Entries Tagged “Vegetables”

Funny Questions

1. What's Orange and Sounds Like a Carrot?

A parrot. See also Birds, Vegetables.

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Funny Instruments

2. Carrot Recorder

There's a YouTube video on how to hollow out a carrot and drill holes in it so you can play it as a recorder. See also Vegetables.

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Funny Foods

3. Baby Corn

It doesn't even taste like corn. See also Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on December 10, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

4. Why Was the Cat Scared of the Cucumber?

Because cats are scared of cucumbers. See also Cats, Logic, Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on December 19, 2017| 15 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

5. Knowledge is Knowing a Tomato Isn't a Fruit

See also Fruits, Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on June 1, 2015| 10 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

6. Lettuce Vending Machines

Thanks Japan. And Buzzfeed. See also Japanese, Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on August 27, 2014| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

7. Napiform

To be turnip-shaped. See also Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on August 29, 2012| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

8. I Cuss, You Cuss, We All Cuss for Asparagus

Unlike its twin saying about ice cream, the asparagus rhyme never made it big. See also Vegetables.

Added by CaptainKrill on March 7, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

9. Dying from Snorting Peas

Did anyone else's mother warn repeatedly of this fate? See also Anxiety, Vegetables.

Added by Ryan on September 1, 2008| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Foods

10. Parsnips

See also Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on April 26, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

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