23 Entries Tagged “Vegetables”

Funny Instruments

1. Carrot Slide Whistle

Perfect for a healthy snack after your band concert. See also Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on October 9, 2026| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

2. A Cucumber, but Uglier

Also known as a pickle. See also Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on December 2, 2025| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

3. Dirty Banana

Also known as a carrot. See also Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on November 24, 2025| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

4. You Look Like You Eat Carrots as a Midnight Snack

See also Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on March 5, 2024| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

5. Yellow Cucumber

Also known as banana. See also Fruits, Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on January 2, 2024| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things

6. Sea Cucumber

A cucumber that has been chucked into the ocean. Not to be confused with sea cucumbers. See also Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on March 8, 2023| 8 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

7. Earth Apple

Also known as a potato. See also Fruits, Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on March 1, 2023| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Conveyances

8. Pea Car

An actual car in the shape of my least favorite vegetable. See also Cars, Vegetables.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 24, 2023| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

9. Toma-toes

When you eat too many tomatoes, your toes turn into tomatoes. See also Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on November 23, 2022| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

10. Peeling a Carrot into Nothing

It tastes better. See also Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on June 19, 2022| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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