Entries Tagged “Vegetables”

1. Spike Vegetable

Also known as a carrot. See also Vegetables.

Added by KILLAKING on January 5, 2020| 1 Comment | 1 person likes this You Like This | Unlike

2. Walkers Brussels Sprouts Crisps

For when you need the least popular Christmas thing on the go. Sold around Christmas in the UK. Other varieties include Turkey And Stuffing and Pigs In Blankets. See also British, Christmas, Vegetables.

Added by awesomeguy21 on November 20, 2019| 1 Comment | 4 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

3. What's Orange and Sounds Like a Carrot?

A parrot. See also Birds, Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on June 12, 2019| 3 Comments | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Instruments

4. Carrot Recorder

There's a YouTube video on how to hollow out a carrot and drill holes in it so you can play it as a recorder. See also Vegetables.

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Funny Foods

5. Baby Corn

It doesn't even taste like corn. See also Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on December 10, 2018| Comment | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

6. Why Was the Cat Scared of the Cucumber?

Because cats are scared of cucumbers. See also Cats, Logic, Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on December 19, 2017| 15 Comments | 56 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Sayings

7. Knowledge is Knowing a Tomato Isn't a Fruit

Funny Things

8. Lettuce Vending Machines

Thanks Japan. And Buzzfeed. See also Japanese, Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on August 27, 2014| 1 Comment | 16 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

9. Napiform

To be turnip-shaped. See also Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on August 29, 2012| Comment | 12 people like this You Like This | Unlike