18 Entries Tagged “Vegetables”

1. Sea Cucumber

A cucumber that has been chucked into the ocean. Not to be confused with sea cucumbers. See also Vegetables.

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2. Earth Apple

Also known as a potato. See also Fruits, Vegetables.

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3. Pea Car

An actual car in the shape of my least favorite vegetable. See also Cars, Vegetables.

Added by Yeetaleetthesecond on January 24, 2023| Comment | 3 people like this You Like This | Unlike

4. Toma-toes

When you eat too many tomatoes, your toes turn into tomatoes. See also Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on November 23, 2022| 3 Comments | 21 people like this You Like This | Unlike

5. Peeling a Carrot into Nothing

It tastes better. See also Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on June 19, 2022| 1 Comment | 32 people like this You Like This | Unlike

6. Edible Rock

Also known as a potato. See also Rocks, Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on February 10, 2021| 13 Comments | 41 people like this You Like This | Unlike

7. Spike Vegetable

Also known as a carrot. See also Vegetables.

Added by KILLAKING on January 5, 2020| 1 Comment | 10 people like this You Like This | Unlike

8. Walkers Brussels Sprouts Crisps

For when you need the least popular Christmas thing on the go. Sold around Christmas in the UK. Other varieties include Turkey And Stuffing and Pigs In Blankets. See also British, Christmas, Vegetables.

Added by awesomeguy21 on November 20, 2019| 1 Comment | 5 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

9. What's Orange and Sounds Like a Carrot?

A parrot. See also Birds, Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on June 12, 2019| 4 Comments | 15 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Instruments

10. Carrot Recorder

There's a YouTube video on how to hollow out a carrot and drill holes in it so you can play it as a recorder. See also Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on February 28, 2019| 3 Comments | 21 people like this You Like This | Unlike

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