Funny Dances

Funny Dances

1. Ballet, but While Holding a Chair to Your Butt

See also Ballet.

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2. The Statue Dance

It’s easy, trust me.

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3. Racoon Pants

Put two angry raccoons in your pants start dancing, though only if you want your underwear destroyed.

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4. Any Dance Really, as Long as Your Auntie is Watching

“Hey, Timmy, show Auntie that dance you been doing.”

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5. The Sweater Turtle

Put your knees in your oversized sweater and hop.

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Dude. Do us a solid. Add your own funny dance.

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6. The Vomiting Dolphin

Basically a seizure.

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7. The Rigor Mortis

Lie down on the ground and twitch occasionally. Then do nothing for the rest of eternity.

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8. Flaring Your Nostrils

Discreet yet elegant.

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9. The Annoying Person

Just be yourself.

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10. The Life Liver

Basically, find a partner to settle down with in a nice urban city, get married, have children and carry on the legacy and bloodline. Great at parties. See also Life.

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