5 Entries Tagged “Turtles”
1. Get down on all fours
2. Eat lettuce and carrots
3. Do that for 100 years
4. You did it! See also Turtles.
Crouch down and act like you're constipated and keep your upper lip bigger than your lower lip. See also Turtles.
The 18th-century version of imitation crab legs. Soup made from calf brains and organ meats to simulate the texture and flavor of turtle. See also English, Turtles.