Entries Tagged “Turtles”

Funny Dances

1. The Turtle Dance

1. Get down on all fours
2. Eat lettuce and carrots
3. Do that for 100 years
4. You did it! See also Turtles.

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Funny Euphemisms

2. Rock Boi

Also known as a turtle. See also Turtles.

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Funny Dances

3. Turtle Bombing

Rolling into a ball and jumping around randomly. See also Turtles.

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Funny Dances

4. The Constipated Turtle

Crouch down and act like you're constipated and keep your upper lip bigger than your lower lip. See also Turtles.

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Funny Foods

5. Mockturtle Soup

The 18th-century version of imitation crab legs. Soup made from calf brains and organ meats to simulate the texture and flavor of turtle. See also English, Turtles.

Added by a Guest on January 3, 2017| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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